Posted on 06/30/2019 7:45:24 AM PDT by null and void
The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.
The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.
Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.
The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.
Canned Heat: You own three stereos and no car.
The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups.
Badfinger: You are a Beatle.
Deep Purple: Some part of a law named after a young girl applies to you.
Led Zeppelin: The first three things you smoked were banana peels, catnip, and poppies, in that order.
Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65.
The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed.
The Guess Who: You have good teeth and are bad in bed.
Black Sabbath: Your greatest joy is painting in unventilated rooms.
David Bowie: There is still, somewhere, a Dig Dug or Zaxxon machine with your high score on it.
Mott the Hoople: You are David Bowie.
The Moody Blues: You are a former volunteer at the Liberace museum, a serial killer, or both.
The Grateful Dead: Your stories about the seventies make your daughters roommates at Tufts very uncomfortable.
T-Rex: No matter how much you clean, there will always be trace amounts of glitter on your stove and blender.
The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.
Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid.
Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to NO LOITERING signs.
ZZ Top: Your favorite Hank Williams is Hank Williams, Jr.
Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section.
Quicksilver Messenger Service: You become sullen when people dont stick around while you fix their vacuum cleaners.
Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat.
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young: You own three or more oversized hats.
Jefferson Airplane: You make your living buying and selling oversized hats.
AC/DC: You only remove your socks to shower, and then only reluctantly.
Aerosmith: You know a store that still sells puffy Reeboks.
Van Halen: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Jeep.
Sammy Hagar: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Subaru Brat.
Bachman-Turner Overdrive: You have an actual urine stain on your Subaru Brat.
Uriah Heep: You are the cause of the urine stain.
Santana: You have had an hours-long conversation with someone before realizing it was just a pile of clothes.
Rainbow: You have worn sweatpants to a funeral.
Foreigner: You have a severely wrinkled Jane Fonda poster under your bed.
Styx: You have a severely wrinkled Foreigner poster under your bed.
Allman Brothers Band: You do not own a bong, but can quickly make one from a piece of fruit or an abandoned toilet.
Bad Company: You have sustained several alcohol-related injuries involving sheetrock.
Cream: You know a guy who knows a guy who worked on Star Wars.
Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.
Lynyrd Skynyrd: You somehow have both long hair and a sunburned scalp.
Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys.
Creedence Clearwater Revival: You are frequently missing part of an eyebrow.
Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.
Blue Cheer: You have a subset of friends whose sole purpose is to hold your hair while you vomit.
Boston: Your best friend really likes Blue Cheer.
Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past.
Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.
Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies.
Mountain: You have snorted cocaine off a Blue Oyster Cult record.
Nazareth: You have snorted cocaine off a member of Mountain.
Hawkwind: You sell cocaine to Nazareth fans.
Molly Hatchet: You sell baking soda to Hawkwind fans and tell them its cocaine.
Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.
Kiss: You have partied on a boat in a driveway.
The Byrds: There is a thin layer of sand on the bottom shelf of your fridge.Queen: You have injured several people by jogging into them.
Bob Dylan: You have the Swiss army knife that comes with a map reader and tweezers.
Electric Light Orchestra: You have three lava lamp bases and five tops.
The Beach Boys: You wont live anywhere without a built-in microwave.
Mike Oldfield: You have five lava lamp bases and three tops.
The Band: You have misspelled your name while carving it into a picnic table.
Genesis: You know what a steeplechase is.
The Doobie Brothers: You have swallowed exactly two spidersone accidentally, one on purpose.
The Zombies: You know what French cuffs are.
Warren Zevon: You have a jacket with elbow patches.
.38 Special: You have a tattoo of an animal driving a vehicle.
Bob Seger: You lost your virginity in a Chevette with a spoiler.
The Georgia Satellites: You lost your virginity in a Chevette that was being towed.
REO Speedwagon: You have a favorite brand of lip balm.
Bay City Rollers: Your shower has flower-shaped traction pads.
Bruce Springsteen: Your ringtone is either Takin Care of Business or Chariots of Fire.
UFO: You have burned yourself while urinating on a campfire.
Slade: You have smoked speed through a TV antenna.
Procol Harum: You have smoked hash through an antique rifle.
Heart: You have smoked chamomile tea through a hookah.
Alice Cooper: You have a photo of your dog wearing sunglasses on your phone.
Foghat: You swim in man-made lakes exclusively.
Stevie Ray Vaughan: You have a bolo tie in the shape of a gun, guitar, or state.
Stealers Wheel: You own an adding machine.
Traffic: You have several incense scars.
Emerson, Lake and Palmer: You have several self-inflicted incense scars.
Jackson Browne: Your favorite cola is RC Cola.
Hall and Oates: You have successfully fought someone off with a ski.
Blind Faith: You constantly misuse the word penultimate.
Billy Squier: Your vanity plates say ROKRMOM.
Neil Young: You know at least three stores that sell bidis.
America: You think America is Neil Young.
Joni Mitchell: You have accidentally eaten more than half of a scented candle.
Montrose: You have used a bandana as a coffee filter.
Steppenwolf: You have three or more cigarette burns in hard-to-reach places.
Golden Earring: You have three or more intentional cigarillo burns.
Jimmy Buffett: You have used AAA as a cab.
Brownsville Station: You have tried to use AAA without a car.
Meat Loaf: You have a mustard stain on your mousepad.
Joe Walsh: You have fired a gun while in your underwear.
Don Henley: You have been shot at while in your underwear.
Bread: You have a cordless phone with an extendable antenna.
Donovan: You have a non-mammal pet with a human name, e.g. an iguana named Phillip.
Joe Jackson: You are an excellent speller.
Steve Miller Band: You have not yet figured out how to turn off the hourly beep on your digital watch.
Grand Funk Railroad: You have become stuck trying to retrieve a quarter from behind a stove.
Blood, Sweat & Tears: You have become stuck trying to retrieve your friend who likes Grand Funk Railroad from behind a stove.
Little River Band: You have used a riding lawnmower to flee across state lines.
Big Brother and the Holding Company: Your coffee table is a big wooden spool.
Alabama:v You are from Alabama.
Kansas: Your first kiss was with a Toto fan.
Toto: You dont really remember your first kiss.
MC5: You have barbecued a whole chicken at 3 am.
Ozzy Osbourne: You have barbecued a frozen pizza at 3 am.
Dio: You have accidentally dropped a flashlight into a barbecue.
King Crimson: You have spent an entire afternoon watching a screensaver.
Eric Clapton: You yell when you play table tennis.
Marshall Tucker Band: You wear black socks with white shoes.
Little Feat: You have hit a baby with a frisbee.
Buffalo Springfield: You have broken a reinforced window with a frisbee.
Blackfoot: You have stolen a wine cooler from the back of a pickup truck.
Youre not at the IMSA Race ?! Did You see F1 ?!!!! Well worth the watch.
No doubt but difficult to watch Alex play the 12 String from the wayback zone.
Jeff could also do Dylan and the Bee Gees.
race-bro has two replaced knees so going to the track anymore is kinda over
Don’t whine, here’s some whiskey from my Boda bag and a flashlight.
How about;
Missing Persons?
.
Walking in L.A....
Not without a Doberman.
Had no idea back then that the drummer for Missing Persons played with Zappa.
Racing season ended
with the Indianapolis 500.
Reminds me of a local
Group,
The Beat Farmers.
.
Country Joe Dick Montana,
RIP.
REG got a lot better otherwise you got me.
Dylan/Bee Gees, say waaa?????
He produced solo albums for Paul, George and Ringo and also the traveling Willburies.
Are you talking about his vocal range?
Live comeback tour of 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBNuPxPtREM
Impeccable timing and harmonizing for a live performance. He could still hit the notes but didn’t put a lot of power into his vocals. 53 years old, in a relationship with his younger main backup singer and it was a long set. I don’t care for the Jeff Lynn Country sound though.
I was thinking about some of the ELO songs, where Jeff would sing like Dylan, or even sound like Barry Gibb, Jeff is a huge fan of Bee Gees, and certainly paid homage to them.
I also have a favorite rune. :)
I did a lot acid forty years ago. Never had a flashback. Don’t know how it’s even possible.
Always wondered about that myself, but I knew people who told me they had, especially those who were into the early Owsley stuff that was really unadulterated, and usually did lots of it. Others said not once.
I was a bit on the late side, never saw any of that, also I grew up in Louisiana where not much made it to us in the first place. Had a couple of friends from out of state and later on in the military...scary thought that...
Knew people who had stories about the west coast Orange Sunshine, Purple Haze, Mr Natural, Blue Cheer, Purple Microdot I can’t remember what else. Only a couple related stories about flashbacks.
What made me really wary of a lot of it was a friend in 12th grade. He went to the dentist to have a tooth worked on, then told me he shot some pink speed. (meth) Did it in the gums and was walking down the hall, and had already told me about his little friend about 2 inches tall he saw when tripping. We were walking down the hall when this guy freaked out because his friend had suddenly appeared on a door knob and jumped off.
I’m looking around wondering if this guy is totally around the bend or what, he’s really serious, he just watched this little 2 inch tall imaginary man jump off a door knob...
Here’s what’s really strange. He knew this little guy was imaginary, and said so, and still freaked out because he jumped off a door knob...
For a long time pot was the only thing I would touch...I still don’t even like to take an aspirin...not because of that, just don’t like eating chemicals.
Don’t know if he ever had any flashbacks, he never said. We parted company when I got out of school and moved out of Louisiana. Knowing how much he was into anything and everything, I would almost bet he ended up a casualty of the 60s...First person I ever knew who had done acid, I think he was maybe 17...He was one of those who would take it then ask what it was...and usually it was “gimme two”...
it might come to that
LOL! Me too. Actually - I’m a big fan of headlamps. I help out an older lady and she gets a kick out of my headlamp!
I’m guessing that the flashlight = nerd = RUSH?
“Each time we bathe our reactions
In artificial light
Each time we alter the focus
To make the wrong moves seem right”
Stick it Out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxm_jqfYgJY
Back in 1994. 20+ years as a band. Only 20+ more to go. ;(
Heh. Father’s day present from my wife. A flashlight.
She did go to one RUSH concert with me. My kids went with me to the others.
My wife also went to a YES concert with me too.
YES, fom 1991. Perhaps not as good as the earlier stuff - but was able to hear them live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsPlGBXqgGI
Funny. For our wedding I gave the DJ a bunch of YES and ELP albums to play. He didn’t use any of them! Five years later I was glad that he didn’t! (Even then I knew that RUSH wasn’t wedding material. Although it is the music of my life.)
ELP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwlsTd2P0Ic
Went to see them for their Black Moon concert. I had loved them as a teen. I went to a small concert hall (the size of a school auditorium. Three sections, maybe 500 people total). I figured I might snag a ticket to a sold-out show. I was sitting for an hour before-hand. At the last minute a group came in - with an extra ticket of a friend that didn’t show.
It took them perhaps an hour to get things sorted out. They came on stage at the small venue - two notes in and circuits blew! It was a couple of blocks of the small city!
It took one or two times for them (and the town!) to get things figured out. They put on a great show! Was SO GLAD that I went. (Alone).
I had just got out of surgery a few days previous, and felt like crap. But figured it would be my only chance to see Emerson...Lake.... and Palmer. It was an amazing show!!
RIP Greg. RIP Keith.
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