[bgill]

Wild times in Wichita Falls!

[wally_bert]

Wichita wacky woman.

[mass55th]

Too bad they don’t publish these people’s names. They shouldn’t be protected.

[Candor7]

Texas needs to cut some strays out of the herd and keep them in saloons where they belong!

[USAF1985]

So you CAN have your cake and eat it too! Maybe it’s not so bad living in Florida after all if this is what Wichita Falls has to offer.

[Grimmy]

She ate half a cake...

Then went to a restaurant?

I do believe we were given a serious mercy by not being shown a picture of the miscreant.

[FewsOrange]

“drinking wine from a Pringle’s can”

paging Jeff Foxworthy

[Puppage]

Sooooo, the first half was free?

[Puppage]

I did my USAF tech school there.

[Chickensoup]

shouldnt she pay for the whole cake?

[Larry Lucido]

Yes, there is a Seinfeld for this.

JERRY: (holding up a can) Hey, is this your half a can of soda in the fridge?

KRAMER: No, that's yours. My half is gone.

JERRY: What?

KRAMER: Yeah, I put my half a can here on the tab. Why, what's your beef?

JERRY: You cannot buy half a can of soda.

KRAMER: Well, why not.

JERRY: Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it?

KRAMER: Yeah.

JERRY: That is the sound of you buying a whole can.

[Flaming Conservative]

Too bad that Wal-Mart with a parking lot full of homeless doesn’t ban THEM.

[ifinnegan]

What are they talking about “paying for the other half”?

Did she pay for the half she ate?

[deport]

"We’re gonna meet in the parking lot of this Walmart and drink wine or
whatever you like from a Pringles can," the event description reads.
"You wanna ride an electric scooter while you drink from a Pringles
can? That’s cool. You wanna sit on the tailgate of your Ford F-150?
That’s fine too."

Published 12:13 p.m. CT Jan. 16, 2019 | Updated 3:44 p.m. CT Jan. 16, 2019

https://www.timesrecordnews.com/story/news/local/2019/01/16/heres-why-drinking-wine-pringles-can-trending/2594186002/

Wichita Falls Times Record News reported a woman was banned from a
Walmart after she was allegedly seen drinking wine from a Pringles can
while driving around the parking lot on an electric shopping cart Friday.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

This really takes the cake. Well at least half of it.

[TurkeyLurkey]

That’s my home town! LOL!

[Sir Napsalot]

(Clearly I haven’t read the article)

Truly disappointed nobody post a pic on FR, is the said woman really that scary?

[Popman]

Bmk

[morphing libertarian]

should be fined for the cake and the cost of the police response jail if any priors.

[vetvetdoug]

That same Wal Mart experienced a woman drinking wine from a Pringles can driving around in a handicapped scooter. It must be something in the water from the Wichita River or the lakes in the area.

[Carl Vehse]

From the report’s complete lack of description of the woman, one can probably presume she’s Amish.