[Innovative]

Good that they got him.

I hope they will be able to treat the squirrel so it recovers after all the drugs this crazy person fed it.

[lee martell]

Most squirrels are already nervous and hyper by nature. That’s where the term ‘squirrely’ comes from.

[Magnum44]

In college we used to feed squirrels candy. It gave them a sugar rush that was hilarious to watch...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I hope they will be able to treat the squirrel so it recovers...

You really don't want to know about the 75 squirrels I dispatched for the crime of eating my tree-ripe peaches, pears, apricots and apples. Those rats breed faster than rabbits and devour everything around.

[Alas Babylon!]

Alabama Man is trying to give Florida Man a run for his money!

[the_daug]

Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

[Gene Eric]

>> a meth-fueled “attack squirrel”

LOL

[Fungi]

You are kidding?

[Verginius Rufus]

Is there actually a law on the books criminalizing giving meth to a squirrel?

Or perhaps a more general law prohibiting giving meth to any animal?

[Kirkwood]

I have a home nearby. Fake NBC news. The man admitted he never fed meth to the squirrel and the cops let it go.

[Oatka]

multiple felony warrants unrelated to the squirrel.

There's a charge you don't often see.

[catnipman]

“I hope they will be able to treat the squirrel so it recovers after all the drugs this crazy person fed it. “

indeed. I heard that they sent the squirrel to the special unit for drug-addicted animals at the Betty Ford Center for Drug Rehabilitation ... so sounds to me like the squirrel will be in very good hands ...

[Rio]

kept a meth-fueled "attack squirrel" in his apartment was arrested

Arrested? C'mon... Who hasn't done this?

[TigersEye]

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Amazon jungle, someone is feeding Seconal to sloths.

[grey_whiskers]

Squirrel Grenade Story (Classic!)

[edhawk]

Squirrels name was Deez Nutzz. Lol. Was wanted person on last weekends live pd.