Posted on 06/21/2019 3:13:41 PM PDT by sodpoodle
Why Did You Leave Canada?
A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant told him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he'd ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?", said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
"No shit?", replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
I believe it was Will Rodgers that said there are only two ways to argue with a woman and they’re both wrong.
a guy at work was going to buy an rv retire and travel full time. My boss suggested, take along vacation, rent an RV and then buy, if you still want to travel full time. went across canada and back across the states and turned the RV in and kept his house.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.