There was a family in my home town who named their last 3 kids “Turnip Green Montgomery” “Collard Green Montgomery” and “Birmingham Montgomery”.
Yes your guess would be correct.
Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck with a Ph.D. in Uncommon Names from Cardinal Stritch University ought to no trouble finding a job in her field.
Do her friends call her ‘Weed’?
If you call for her, do you say, “Pepsi, please”?
Does she drive a minivan?
Are you White?
You know, she could easily go through life as Mary Jane Jackson, or even Mary Jane P. Jackson.
“And, despite her name, Vandyck set the record straight that she doesn’t partake in marijuana use and she barely drinks soda.”
Good for MPV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pex_ASYQPM
Even black people had to be laughing at her name.
Wait a minute. Marijuana Pepsi got a Ph.D. based on her name?
Well, I’m going to write a Ph.D. paper right now. Seeing as my real name is Mushroom Budweiser, I should be a shoo-in for a tenured position at some university. Then it’s the low-stress academic life for me!
How much student loan debt did the PhD cost her?
And her PhD will help her pay it back how?
Was a shooting few years ago at Cache Monet’s 16th bday party in South Dallas
Also in my home town. Gene Autry shot Roy Rogers. Can’t recall if they had an additional last name. It was said to have made national news.
I went through the first dozen names on the employee roster and no one had a Ph.D. except a guy in the athletic department and he was a J.D. (Lawyer). Makes you wonder how they’re handling out Ph.D. degrees.
Scrotarius and Toe’nailia have always been favorites of mine.
I hope she included those.
Miss Troy State University one year had the last name, “Rape”.
I had a Great Uncle named “Raper”.
Marijuana Pepsi is not suffering. She enjoys the attention.
She likely enjoys flaming at people who think it’s a dumb name, makes her feel superior. If the name bothered her, she could have changed it as soon as she left home. No one would have known. Instead, she wears the name like a gilded crown full of glittering thorns. I’ve met people like her.
A friend once knew a Crystal Chandal Leer.
My aunt, who worked with medical records in the 1940s and 50s, kept a list of unusual names at Houston’s charity hospital. So weird names are not new.
Morons. And this one has a pathetically stupid nonsensical name and an attitude about it.