Marijuana Pepsi is not suffering. She enjoys the attention.
She likely enjoys flaming at people who think it’s a dumb name, makes her feel superior. If the name bothered her, she could have changed it as soon as she left home. No one would have known. Instead, she wears the name like a gilded crown full of glittering thorns. I’ve met people like her.
And what a deep, thoughtful, and totally relevant/ s topic to write a PhD thesis on. Maybe she can teach your kids at the University where she earns peanuts and they pay a fortune.