"The 'sex drink' is called Seven Roots and is said to be made of white rum, seven types of tree bark, honey, pollen, a snake's head, the huanarpo macho plant and a spectacled bear's penis bone"
Posted on 06/04/2019 8:44:32 PM PDT by ETL
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Penis poaching of the spectacled bear could result in the species going extinct if demand grows for the special 'sex potion' that people make with its private parts. ..."
According to National Geographic, some people in South America claim the 'sex drink' can cure sexual performance problems if it contains just a scraping of a spectacled bear's penis bone.
Some people also believe that the beverage can give you the strength of a whole bear if you put the entire penis bone in the concoction.
The 'sex drink' is called Seven Roots and is said to be made of white rum, seven types of tree bark, honey, pollen, a snake's head, the huanarpo macho plant and a spectacled bear's penis bone.
Traditional healers sell this drink to customers in Peru.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
*And* you just may get a side dish of rabies!
Woohoo!
There it is.
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said “I’m gonna make it up right here in the sink”
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn’t know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine
maybe the chinese should claim that poacher’s privates are an aphrodisiac now-
The raccoon’s is much more interesting, it is bent into a hook like Clinton’s...and explains why female coons go to great lengths to den up so the males have a hard time getting at them.
They’re called hillbilly toothpicks...and were sometimes worn for virility
I am unsure where to file this piece. Should I put it under “All Cultures are Equally Valid”?
About the last thing I'd ever thing I'd say.
I had to look that up. The bone allows the animal to mate for longer. Something to do with fending off other suitors during the process (or so they figure). So the animals have this extra assistance, and we don’t.
Love Potion #9
Remember that from the ‘50s...
A piece of fruit in a mixed drink makes it all froufrou but a bear penis in a mixed drink makes it manly??
Love Potion #9?
I remember that one, Ronnie James Dio sang it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw1Q57H875g
Kind of like if too many people turn to the perversion of homosexuality.
The group with the most popular version of the song was the Searchers.
“Love Potion No. 9” is a song written in 1959 by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller. It was originally performed by the Clovers,[1] who took it to number 23 on the US as well as R&B charts that year.[2][3]
The song was recorded by The Searchers in 1964. Their version reached number three on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 and number two on Cash Box during the winter of 1965.[4]
Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass did an instrumental version (side 2, track 1) on his 1965 album Whipped Cream and Other Delights.
The Coasters released a version in December 1971 with “D. W. Washburn” on the B side. It reached #76 in the Billboard Pop Chart and #96 in the Cash Box Pop Chart.” —Wikipedia
YouTube: The Searchers - Love Potion No. 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WVirpAieM
“I believe the male raccoon has a similar bone.”
Yes it does. Hunters used to make “Ivory toothpicks” out of them. When I started reading I thought that maybe this actually was a relative of the raccoon like panda bears but it does appear to be a real bear.
“S’got a bit of a wang in it.” - The Hollywood Knights
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