Posted on 05/31/2019 12:39:40 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Call the investi-gator! Horrified Florida homeowner finds intruder who smashed their way into her house in the dead of night is a giant 11-foot ALLIGATOR A Clearwater resident woke up to noises at 3am to find an alligator in her kitchen The gigantic reptile shattered a low window to break into the Florida townhouse It left a path of destruction including smashed wine bottles and a broken table Incredible photos show the beast inside the kitchen and flashing its sharp teeth An animal trapper safely captured the unwanted visitor and no one was injured
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Wonder why the dog didnt bark....
Say, where’s the dog?
Lived in Cocoa for 24 yrs.
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I was a little south in Melbourne/Palm Bay
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Oh, we know it all pretty well. Now, little humidity, no gators, no love bugs, no hurricanes.
Yep. Looks like dinner to me, also.
Go Gators!
“Creepy alligator comin’ all around the bend/talkin’ ‘bout the time when we wuz mutual friends...’’
I think it’s time for open season on gators in Florida.
If I catch it, can I keep it? With a little training, I ‘m certain it would be a great pet. Don’t believe me? Just watch the movie “The Happiest Millionaire” and you too will want one.
"flashing its sharp teeth".
British tabloid lingo: 'Gators have pegs for teeth.
The sillynoles have been saying that for decades.
You could take it to Wal-Mart on weekends, and claim it’s your emotional support alligator.
Three summers vacationing in Clearwater/St. Pete in the 70’s as a kid. How hot was it? The shuffleboard disks had geckos on them trying to catch some breeze. The insects took turns annoying us to save energy. Gators let us step on them like logs because of less effort.
The manatees were too slim to draw tourists and lost their contract. Most amazing - the gulf “Redneck Riviera” was so hot most vacationers stuck to the motel pools. That last was totally true.
I saw what you did there ...
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