Posted on 05/30/2019 1:30:18 PM PDT by SMGFan
Six F-35 Joint Strike Fighters from the 56th Fighter Wing at Luke Air Force Base, Arizona, simulating aggressor air training accidentally created contrails that resembled a penis, base officials told Military.com
"We've seen the photos that have been circulating online from Tuesday afternoon," said spokeswoman Maj. Rebecca Heyse in an email. "The 56th Fighter Wing senior leadership reviewed the training tapes from the flight and confirmed that F-35s conducting standard fighter training maneuvers Tuesday afternoon in the Gladden and Bagdad military operating airspace resulted in the creation of the contrails.
"There was no nefarious or inappropriate behavior during the training flight," she continued. "The flight audio was reviewed by senior leadership, and it confirmed the statements by the pilots explaining what happened."
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Sure...I believe that! release the radio traffic.
Wasn’t “Sky Penis” a Frank Zappa Album?
Clearly, the Air Force must resign.
Let do a vulva that will impress.
Photo or it never happened.
They should have added a message underneath, “Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, this is for YOU!”
Seriously, the fact that senior military officials even have to review this “incident” just shows how pathetically PC our military has become.
The Chinese and Russians must be laughing.
next to the sky hooker?
The tip of the spear.
I love the 35. Wonderful air monster
At the link, that photo is labelled as being from March of 2017.
Is there a photo that demonstrates the headline assertation?
If the pilot could intentionally make contrails look like a penis, he should get the Fighter Pilot of the Week Award.
Wild imaginations lead to sightings of non-existent things in the sky. Who are the dickheads who thought that pilots use their jets to paint pictures with exhaust?
Sky Penis.........Good name for a Punk Rock band...............
Story says that the birds were T-34’s and the phalic phenomena was a radar track not a contrail.
The fact time was wasted addressing this is beyond the pale.
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