Posted on 05/24/2019 7:46:43 PM PDT by hapnHal
How todays public figures would answer the question of Why did the chicken cross the road?" Q What would be OAC's comment ?
DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.
JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not.
CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to water board that chicken to find out why it crossed the road.
RAND PAUL: Its none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.
NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road to see what it says.
CARLY FIORINA: Hillary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.
BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.
BEN CARSON: This isnt brain surgery to look for pyramids it wanted grain.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, hes a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We dont really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 80% income taxes no matter what side of the road its on. Shes got to help finance free college even for those that just want a four year vacation.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
That is why it is funny, especially for a Friday afternoon
Just imagine it as a MST3K skit with Crow and Tom Servo and doing it in their voices.
“Okay, who said ‘I never crossed a road with that chicken?’”
Or better - a contest with Gypsy and Joel involved.
And answers with Pelosi or Hillary Clinton, Gypsy can ooh and aw over them. “Oh - I like her - she has pretty hair!” And Crow can say something snide, and Tom Servo jumps in, and Joel has to intercede. “Now come on guys, it’s just a game - Gypsy can have an opinion.” (With Crow muttering “Well it’s a stupid opinion.”
NADLER:Did somebody say CHICKEN...?
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Soldiers: To get from the left to the right
John Winger: He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
Soldiers: He ain't no chicken no more
I actually have a tin type of this nailed above my computer right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3kpYiWdVWY
Ronald Reagan telling a chicken joke (probably to a farming group or something). Funny stuff.
Nancy Pelosi: Er Ah it was Er earlier claimed ahh that ahg a chicken was ah cough cough I thought it was trying to uh ahh cross the toad Er ah road three times but was uh obstructed by President Trump and ahh that is cough an ugh ah an impeachable offense. I uh pray for him Er agh daily, the ahh chicken, ah that is.
John Kerry : “I don’t know but I saw a chicken cross a road in Vietnam to raze villages in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan.”
Good. Eggactly appropriate.
Mark Levin : “What?! Get off my road, you dummy!!!!”
“Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?”
For fowl reasons.
Why don’t vultures fly commercial?
They can’t bring their carrion.
LOL! I’m with Rand!
“Look, Im a friendly guy, I just like chickens.”
LOL, that’s him all over!
JERRY NADLER: I ate the chicken
Oh you have to pluck them first?
Thought the answer was - to get to the other side.
Good one.
LOL!
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