1 posted on
05/21/2019 4:52:36 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
2 posted on
05/21/2019 4:53:59 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
“Mile wide walnut asteroid”
Aha!
That explains what the squirrels have been doing in the back yard.
They’re building a space ship.
4 posted on
05/21/2019 4:56:29 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: BenLurkin; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
3,219,955 miles
I would have just rounded up. They must have an actual Wizard tip calculator.
To: SunkenCiv
11 posted on
05/21/2019 5:17:37 PM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(Who will think of the gerbils ? Just say no to Buttgiggity !)
To: BenLurkin
A mile-wide asteroid has enough gravity to capture a satellite?
I never would have guessed.
23 posted on
05/21/2019 5:46:59 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Capitalism produces EVERYTHING Socialists/Communists/Democratic-Socialists wish to "redistribute.")
To: BenLurkin
I’m surprised it’d have that orbiting one. I didn’t think there’d be enough gravity to hold it in place like that.
Maybe it’s really just another alien probe sent as a follow up to that umma gumma thing or whatever it was.
31 posted on
05/21/2019 6:21:00 PM PDT by
fruser1
To: BenLurkin
That just barely gives me time to order a pair of Nikes from Amazon!
36 posted on
05/21/2019 7:36:45 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
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