“Mile wide walnut asteroid”
Aha!
That explains what the squirrels have been doing in the back yard.
They’re building a space ship.
The squirrels have grabbed every propane bottle from every barbecue in the neighborhood.
That must be their fuel source.
Cold weenies for dinner so squirrels can go Warp 9.
National Association of Squirrel Astronauts (NASA) is in their final countdown.
So do the squirrels on asteroid walnut wonder if their pecan moon is made of bleu cheese?
They think it’s Hale-Bopp. Mass squirrel suicide coming.