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Caption fashion maven Michelle Obama onstage at her book tour
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| 5/13/2019
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Posted on 05/20/2019 7:09:45 PM PDT by simpson96
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: michellefashion; michellemannish; michelleobama
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To: simpson96
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posted on
05/20/2019 7:50:40 PM PDT
by
MamaB
(Heb :13:2)
To: simpson96
I think these are pajamas.
To: simpson96
Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump?
A little on the hefty side, perhaps?
Well, let’s face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts?
Do you look at a menu and say ‘OK’? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon’s “Tall & Fat” stores, we’ve got you covered.
That’s right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line.
And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric.
So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.
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posted on
05/20/2019 7:55:16 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: simpson96
64
posted on
05/20/2019 7:55:36 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: digger48
I’m guessing she shops at “Omar’s the tent maker”.
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posted on
05/20/2019 7:58:25 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: SharpRightTurn
Omar the Tent Maker had his inventory nearly wiped out.
66
posted on
05/20/2019 7:58:49 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: a fool in paradise
Even I wouldn't be caught dead in that pants suit.
Sincerely,
Hillary Clinton
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posted on
05/20/2019 7:59:30 PM PDT
by
CaptainK
('No collusion, no obstruction, he's a leaker')
To: simpson96
“Five?Five?Who’llgimmefive? Five dollars! Ten?Ten?Tenformybook? Who’llgimmeten?...”
68
posted on
05/20/2019 8:02:39 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: simpson96
69
posted on
05/20/2019 8:04:30 PM PDT
by
JayGalt
(You can't teach a donkey how to tap dance.)
To: 21twelve
Beat me by 24 seconds. LOL
70
posted on
05/20/2019 8:05:15 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: ExTexasRedhead; simpson96; bitt; unkus; ZULU; NFHale; Albion Wilde; vette6387; null and void; ...
Good lord the thunder thighs on that broad...
She really packed on the puddin’ pounds since getting thrown out of our White House...
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posted on
05/20/2019 8:08:16 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: simpson96
And the fashion press praises her despite many looks that have been even worse than this mess.
The Left has taken over almost everything.
To: american_ranger
RE “Moo”
Ahh, a man of few words... one, to be exact... :^)
But SUCH a perfect descriptor for her.
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posted on
05/20/2019 8:09:21 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: simpson96
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posted on
05/20/2019 8:23:29 PM PDT
by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
To: NFHale
I doubt she’s following the healthy eating habits she was admonishing others to follow.
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posted on
05/20/2019 8:23:55 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: BradyLS
She’s about two dozen loaves of bread over the limit there...
Damn... wide load.
76
posted on
05/20/2019 8:27:32 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: sparklite2
My father-in-law (RIP) would always use that line. “Yeah your mom is off shopping at Omar’s.”
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posted on
05/20/2019 8:28:30 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: simpson96
Look like XXXL pajamas...
To: duckbutt
Michael likes to borrow pantsuits from the crusty one, herself.
To: simpson96
Those are pajamas! She forgot to get dressed.
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posted on
05/20/2019 8:51:23 PM PDT
by
Bookwoman
(And I am unanimous in that.)
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