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Caption fashion maven Michelle Obama onstage at her book tour
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Posted on 05/20/2019 7:09:45 PM PDT by simpson96


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To: simpson96

My word! That is awful,


61 posted on 05/20/2019 7:50:40 PM PDT by MamaB (Heb :13:2)
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To: simpson96

I think these are pajamas.


62 posted on 05/20/2019 7:54:55 PM PDT by rovenstinez
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To: simpson96

Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump?

A little on the hefty side, perhaps?

Well, let’s face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts?

Do you look at a menu and say ‘OK’? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon’s “Tall & Fat” stores, we’ve got you covered.
That’s right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line.

And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric.

So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.


63 posted on 05/20/2019 7:55:16 PM PDT by digger48
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To: simpson96

64 posted on 05/20/2019 7:55:36 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: digger48

I’m guessing she shops at “Omar’s the tent maker”.


65 posted on 05/20/2019 7:58:25 PM PDT by 21twelve (!)
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To: SharpRightTurn

Omar the Tent Maker had his inventory nearly wiped out.


66 posted on 05/20/2019 7:58:49 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: a fool in paradise
Even I wouldn't be caught dead in that pants suit.

Sincerely,
Hillary Clinton

67 posted on 05/20/2019 7:59:30 PM PDT by CaptainK ('No collusion, no obstruction, he's a leaker')
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To: simpson96

“Five?Five?Who’llgimmefive? Five dollars! Ten?Ten?Tenformybook? Who’llgimmeten?...”


68 posted on 05/20/2019 8:02:39 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: simpson96

OMG


69 posted on 05/20/2019 8:04:30 PM PDT by JayGalt (You can't teach a donkey how to tap dance.)
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To: 21twelve

Beat me by 24 seconds. LOL


70 posted on 05/20/2019 8:05:15 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: ExTexasRedhead; simpson96; bitt; unkus; ZULU; NFHale; Albion Wilde; vette6387; null and void; ...

Good lord the thunder thighs on that broad...

She really packed on the puddin’ pounds since getting thrown out of our White House...


71 posted on 05/20/2019 8:08:16 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: simpson96

And the fashion press praises her despite many looks that have been even worse than this mess.

The Left has taken over almost everything.


72 posted on 05/20/2019 8:08:44 PM PDT by Stravinsky
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To: american_ranger

RE “Moo”

Ahh, a man of few words... one, to be exact... :^)

But SUCH a perfect descriptor for her.


73 posted on 05/20/2019 8:09:21 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: simpson96

The Onion?


74 posted on 05/20/2019 8:23:29 PM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: NFHale

I doubt she’s following the healthy eating habits she was admonishing others to follow.


75 posted on 05/20/2019 8:23:55 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BradyLS

She’s about two dozen loaves of bread over the limit there...

Damn... wide load.


76 posted on 05/20/2019 8:27:32 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: sparklite2

My father-in-law (RIP) would always use that line. “Yeah your mom is off shopping at Omar’s.”


77 posted on 05/20/2019 8:28:30 PM PDT by 21twelve (!)
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To: simpson96

Look like XXXL pajamas...


78 posted on 05/20/2019 8:29:54 PM PDT by northislander
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To: duckbutt
Michael likes to borrow pantsuits from the crusty one, herself.


79 posted on 05/20/2019 8:38:20 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: simpson96

Those are pajamas! She forgot to get dressed.


80 posted on 05/20/2019 8:51:23 PM PDT by Bookwoman (And I am unanimous in that.)
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