Man kicked off Southwest flight for vodka joke: 'You can’t say anything to anyone'

Yahoo Lifestyle ^ | May 14, 2019 | Elise Solé

[C210N]

A CIA Director, FBI Director and former Attorney General walk into a... Barr

[Mr. K]

that’s it???

I would sue them

All the cool kids are doing it.

[sport]

You don't mess with flight attendants. I have a friend who was married to one. He said that her car was in the shop and he was driving her to work at TIA. He was pulled over for speeding. When the policewoman got to the window she said,” If you are going to write a tick, go ahead and write it. I am late for work and I don't have time for you to stand here and talk”. He got a ticket. The are half alligator and half crocodile.

[ifinnegan]

These people told to leave planes dindu nuffin, ever.

[dfwgator]

America claims to be a free country.

But if you think you're free, try walking into a deli, and urinating on the cheese!

Anarchy Burger - The Vandals

[sparklite2]

LOL

[bigdaddy45]

This has nothing to do with TSA.

[dfwgator]

[donozark]

Dealing with the public in any capacity in todays world will cause increased jactitation.

[rolling_stone]

...When a young flight attendant distributed water, Uzelac says the man seated next to him joked, “Wow, I hope that’s vodka because we’ve been sitting here for so long.”

According to Uzelac, the attendant replied brusquely, “Yeah, it’s vodka” and when she moved to another row, the man joked, “Hey, this isn’t vodka.”

The employee allegedly returned to Uzelac’s row to confront the passenger, but Uzelac’s wife spoke up. “She said something like, ‘We’re all tired here. And that’s no way to speak to a passenger,’” he tells Yahoo Lifestyle. “They argued about it. I tried filming but my phone wasn’t working.”

[The_Media_never_lie]

If you say hi to Jack on an airplane, make sure the guy is really named Jack.

[dfwgator]

Here’s the one Vodka Joke I know.

From Woody Allen:

And the phone rings and a voice on the other end says “How would you like to be this years vodka man?”, and I say “No. I’m an artist, I do not do commercials. I don’t pander. I don’t drink vodka and if I did, I would not drink your product.” He said “Too bad. It pays fifty thousand dollars.” and I said “Hold on. I’ll put Mr. Allen on the phone.”

[DivineMomentsOfTruth]

People from our Greatest generation would never have put up with airlines or stewardesses like this.. and they wouldn’t have had to.. People were much more polite and sane back then. What happened to our society? Has wi-fi fried peoples brains?

[Jamestown1630]

LOL!

If I hadn’t seen a thread earlier about Gen. Flynn, I’d call this the thread of the day :-)

[JonPreston]

Is that a free country?

If you think we're treated bad now, wait until they outlaw guns.

[dfwgator]

A baby seal walks into a club.

[MinuteGal]

FREEPIE AWARD WINNER !

Congratulations, C210N !

You've won my FReepie Best Joke Award of the Week (nay, of the month, maybe even of the year, perhaps of the century !) for your terrific play on words.

Still laughing !!!!

Leni

[Oscar in Batangas]

Definite second to that

AND the prayer for Herb to RIP

[Sequoyah101]

Read the article. It was all over nothing. The airline is going to have to make amends. The waitress was wrong.

[Ken H]

Three Irishman walk out of a bar.

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ROFL!! That one cracks me up every time!