Of course, they waited until after she finished washing the dishes before calling the cops.
1 posted on
05/10/2019 9:05:43 AM PDT by
lowbridge
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To: lowbridge
To: lowbridge
Hey lady. My address is (redacted).
And that laundry needs doing too.
3 posted on
05/10/2019 9:07:08 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
( Import the third world and you'll become the third world.)
To: lowbridge
They only called the police because she didn’t make them a sammich.
4 posted on
05/10/2019 9:07:18 AM PDT by
brownsfan
(Behold, the power of government cheese.)
To: lowbridge
“The victim claimed the woman was acting very strangely.”
Yeah. These days you cant get women to wash dishes period!
...I’ll show myself out.
5 posted on
05/10/2019 9:08:05 AM PDT by
VanDeKoik
To: lowbridge
Maybe the mother-in-law was ‘helping out’.
7 posted on
05/10/2019 9:08:13 AM PDT by
stars & stripes forever
(Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 32:12))
To: lowbridge
“”The victim claimed the woman was acting very strangely.””
No kidding? How was anyone a victim here?
To: lowbridge
I keep the key under the welcome mat.
10 posted on
05/10/2019 9:08:43 AM PDT by
Huskrrrr
To: lowbridge
Looking at the picture, I am sure that the woman is just methunderstood.
11 posted on
05/10/2019 9:09:43 AM PDT by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: lowbridge
Good woman. Bust she needed to provide just one more service to the homeowner.
12 posted on
05/10/2019 9:11:53 AM PDT by
libh8er
To: lowbridge
Does she do windows?...................
15 posted on
05/10/2019 9:12:55 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: lowbridge
After reviewing the security footage carefully, it occurred to the man that the woman was his wife.
16 posted on
05/10/2019 9:13:05 AM PDT by
Fido969
(In!)
To: lowbridge
17 posted on
05/10/2019 9:13:52 AM PDT by
OriginalChristian
(The end of America, as founded, began when the first Career Politician was elected...)
To: lowbridge
I’ve heard of people breaking into a house, rearranging the furniture, and then leaving without taking anything.
19 posted on
05/10/2019 9:14:12 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: lowbridge
She should get time off for good behavior from the start.
20 posted on
05/10/2019 9:14:22 AM PDT by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: lowbridge
Could be sleep walking, or someone who used to live there and under medication
21 posted on
05/10/2019 9:14:54 AM PDT by
McGavin999
(Border security without a wall is like having a Ring doorbell without a doorw)
To: lowbridge
The victim claimed the woman was acting very strangely. "Those are my dishes to not wash dammit!"
22 posted on
05/10/2019 9:16:15 AM PDT by
rockrr
( Everything is different now...)
To: lowbridge
Taking a look at her mug shot, I would have thrown out those dishes. This person looks like she has more wrong than a little too much meth, IMHO.
23 posted on
05/10/2019 9:16:49 AM PDT by
ssaftler
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To: lowbridge
Maybe, just maybe, Black Beauties have made a comeback.
24 posted on
05/10/2019 9:17:09 AM PDT by
gathersnomoss
(Grace and Dignity Will Win The Day.)
To: lowbridge
Any handy men out there interested in breaking into my home?
To: lowbridge
Hey there girl i’d say it’s about time to put that crack pipe down!
26 posted on
05/10/2019 9:19:40 AM PDT by
heshtesh
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