Happened to me once while pulling weeds in my yard, a spider jumped off a palm frond and scrambled into my left ear and hid. I immediately went into the house and flushed the critter out in the sink...................
To: Red Badger
VIDEO AT LINK..........................
2 posted on
05/09/2019 7:36:05 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
3 posted on
05/09/2019 7:36:13 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Red Badger
I thought ear wax was supposed to stop creepy crawlies
4 posted on
05/09/2019 7:38:49 AM PDT by
z3n
To: Red Badger
This was all predicted many years ago. Back in 1995 Al Gore said - and I quote - “Global Warming will cause spiders to go crazy and attack ears.”
But let me tell you how wrong I was. I thought Gore was talking about ears of corn.
5 posted on
05/09/2019 7:41:39 AM PDT by
Leaning Right
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Must be a conservative. If the guy was a
dem the spider would be in the vast space between the ears building condominiums.
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Probably related to spiders, in Iraq dusty ear plugs would cause crazy itches deep in the ear that I thought were microscopic arachnids. I would flush them out dumping rubbing alcohol in my ear canal.
7 posted on
05/09/2019 7:42:59 AM PDT by
JudgemAll
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That (flushing) would be my second guess, I thought a small vacuuming tube would be the first tool to be used in this case.
Guess I was wrong.
9 posted on
05/09/2019 7:46:22 AM PDT by
Sir Napsalot
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Nothing that an irrigation with a few ounces of Roundup can’t handle. I would avoid irrigating with gasoline. Way too dangerous.
To: Red Badger
How many on here unconsciously put there finger in there ear while reading this?
11 posted on
05/09/2019 7:48:16 AM PDT by
VastRWCon
(Fake News)
To: Red Badger
the spider was too small and fast Probably not fast. Probably quick.
12 posted on
05/09/2019 7:49:03 AM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(This Space For Rant)
To: Red Badger
Remove the spider's food source:
Head lice & bedbugs.
16 posted on
05/09/2019 7:55:35 AM PDT by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is
The Incredible Ear Spiders of Dr. Fu Manchu starring Ross Martin, George Takei, Nancy Kwan, Edgar Buchanan and Buddy Hackett.
To: Red Badger
There is a reason ear wax stinks - to repel insects.
30 posted on
05/09/2019 8:51:59 AM PDT by
aimhigh
(THIS is His commandment . . . . 1 John 3:23)
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34 posted on
05/09/2019 9:00:59 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: Red Badger
Wasn’t there a Twilight Zone about something like this? Earwig maybe?
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