Teresa Klein
Posted on 05/09/2019 4:38:30 AM PDT by simpson96
Big news. You might have heard about this. It was all over the TV. A woman went public with a claim that a young man sexually assaulted her.
No, this isn’t about Christine Blasey Ford and her dubious claims against Brett Kavanaugh. And this incident didn’t happen a long time ago in a house far, far away. It just happened.
In a Brooklyn Deli.
Don’t wait for the punchline. This isn’t a joke. This is serious. Sexual assault is not funny. Even if it occurs amidst the pastrami and the potato salad. And, of course, we know all sexual assault allegations must be believed. Because women don’t lie. Well, maybe they fudge on their weight a little bit, but that’s entirely excusable.
So when Teresa Klein took out on her cell phone and called 911, everyone in the deli was aghast. Not because she had ordered a corned beef sandwich on white bread, but because they heard her tell the police she was a victim of sexual assault.
But where? When? Who?
Christine Ford couldn’t answer these simple questions, but Klein could. She claimed It happened right there and then, in the store, with everyone milling about.
“I was standing at the counter, and I was sexually assaulted,” said Klein.
Like Ford, she had no difficulty identifying the perpetrator. And like Ford, her accusation was both disturbing and implausible.
“I was sexually assaulted by a child,“ Klein told the police on the 911 call.
Yes, that’s what she said. A 9-year-old boy, shopping in the store with his mother and sister, was the perp.
But how could something like this go unnoticed by all the patrons packed into this little shop of sausages? Even a drunk teenager couldn’t have pulled it off. But here was Klein sticking to her story, and loudly hurling accusations at this cute little boy―the kind of boy that Barack Obama would be proud to have as a son.
So what exactly did he do? He’s nine-years-old. What could he do?
Klein didn’t hesitate to give the police the gory details. “The son grabbed my ass!”
OK. This charge might not even rise to the Christine Ford level of “he tried to disrobe me,” but it’s not insignificant.
If it actually happened. But it didn’t happen. Nothing happened.
Unlike Kavanaugh, who could never produce a video of him not fumbling around with Ford years ago, this boy was ready for his close up.
Turns out, the deli’s surveillance video captured the moment. And you don’t need a 4K UHD LED LCD TV to vividly see what actually occurred.
Klein was indeed standing at the counter when the boy, and his mother and sister, walked through the store. And it’s conclusive: The boy didn’t touch her. No one touched her.
The video does show Klein abruptly turning her head in their direction, as they passed her by. Could it be that something may have brushed up against her posterior?
Now we know. The backpack did it. That’s bad news―for the backpack.
We’re already hearing of a backlash against backpacks. Don’t be surprised to see wild demonstrations, demanding backpack control, or even an outright ban on all backpacks. It won’t be long before marauding Antipack thugs wreak havoc in the streets.
But it’s important to focus on the real issue. We need to remember all that we’ve learned about Clinton, Kennedy, Leahy, Franken, Conyers, Lauer, Rose, Weinstein, Booker, Ellison et al.
Backpacks don’t assault women. Democrats do.
Teresa Klein
completely kookoo
Grasping at straws...that brush by a backpack is probably the most male attention she’s gotten in decades.
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Agreed
The woman needs to be confined to a room with soft walls and no sharp objects. She is a danger to the world. A look at her face confirms that she is indeed mentally ill.
Teresa “Chicken Head”
Assaults 9 yr. Old Boy!
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Fixed it.
this is an old item at least 3 years old
Clearly this was wishful thinking on the lady’s part. The very intermittency of the event left her with no alternative tan to try to prolong the momentary touching by loudly proclaiming its occurrence. Of course she could not purr and blush due to the minor age of the perpetrator. So she screamed, and called the police. That would guarantee her event could be made to last for months.
And so what it was a backpack. It was still a touching and she still is thrilled by the memory. It was sad the little boy had to be hurt. She dreams about him 10 years older and all grown up.
...Dude look like a lady
Why are you resurrecting this garbage?
Bitch be crazy!
(Although, being a good FReeper, I didn't read the article). ;)
That’s a guy right there.
I don’t find this funny at all. What we’re dealing with is a VERY SICK WOMAN, who badly needs help, or, hopefully, being sent to the happy farm.
I figure she made the 911 call for 1 of 2 issues -
1 - She’s likely Jewish with her name [although I doubt she could figure out which half of the planet Israel lies in], this was a Jewish deli, and the kid was black. Perhaps she simply is a racist and didn’t want blacks in ‘her’ deli.
2 - She does this all of the time.
I really hope it’s the first one, as our society knows better how to handle outright racists. If it’s the second one, has she done it before, and against older people - perhaps 19 year old men when she was in college [and yes, women this sick usually did go to college, and many majored in ‘psych’], or maybe other men. And what happened to those men? We’re they expelled from college, just based on her ‘recollection of events’, were they arrested, were they jailed - are some still in jail?
Also, when I read articles like this one, it makes me even less likely to EVER believe what a woman says in these types of situations...so the prosecution better have some real evidence, if I’m on a jury.
The worship and celebration of "woman as victim" in our culture is feeding into this.
Nah about a half year ago, but old enough.
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