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Chinese live-steamer tries to eat octopus alive, nearly gets her face ripped off.
Shanghaiist ^ | May 8 2019 | Shanghaiist

Posted on 05/08/2019 9:06:04 AM PDT by Kriggerel

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One should not invoke the Wrath of Cthulhu!

Fhthagn! :P

1 posted on 05/08/2019 9:06:04 AM PDT by Kriggerel
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To: Kriggerel

Just. No.


2 posted on 05/08/2019 9:09:27 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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Hurray for the octopus! Reminds me of why the ancient Hebrews had laws of civilized behavior separating them from the pagans. One of those was a rule something like, you can’t cut off a limb of a live animal for food.


3 posted on 05/08/2019 9:10:24 AM PDT by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: Kriggerel

Unfortunately, there is not cure for STUPID.


4 posted on 05/08/2019 9:12:14 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (Chivalry is not dead. It is a warriors code and only practiced by warriors.)
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" ...sounded like the soundtrack of a chinese porn flick"

5 posted on 05/08/2019 9:13:00 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Kriggerel

Cat finds this fact out the hard way!

6 posted on 05/08/2019 9:15:08 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
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To: Doogle

Hahahahahahahaha!


7 posted on 05/08/2019 9:15:25 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
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To: Kriggerel

Should have steamed the octopus. Live.


8 posted on 05/08/2019 9:16:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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If she had gotten one of those suckers attached to her cornea, she would have been in real trouble. Given how moist a cornea surface is, it wouldn’t have released so easily!


9 posted on 05/08/2019 9:17:17 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
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In Soviet China, meal eats YOU!


10 posted on 05/08/2019 9:17:23 AM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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The Bell Curve is real.


11 posted on 05/08/2019 9:19:25 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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“I’d like to be/under the sea/in an octopus’ garden in the shade..” Someone had to say it!


12 posted on 05/08/2019 9:19:27 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Virtue signalling is no virtue)
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Should have steamed the octopus. Live.


13 posted on 05/08/2019 9:22:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Sometimes you eat the octopus, sometimes the octopus eats you.


14 posted on 05/08/2019 9:22:55 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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Excuse me. Waiter!
IS the sashimi fresh?


15 posted on 05/08/2019 9:24:48 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: married21

At least the Italians cook the octopus first!


16 posted on 05/08/2019 9:25:41 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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A Chinese live-streamer


That’s it. No more live-streaming for me.


17 posted on 05/08/2019 9:39:23 AM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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Somehow, I just can’t seem to conjure any pity for this guy


18 posted on 05/08/2019 9:41:25 AM PDT by dsrtsage (For Leftists, World History starts every day at breakfast)
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She knew full well what she was doing. That octopus is about 10x the size a person would normally eat live. Even then the little ones are stretched out and lubed in sauces before eating. This might be the Chinese equivalent of a tide pod challenge or some other stupid “challenge” but this isn’t “eating live octopus”.


19 posted on 05/08/2019 9:42:06 AM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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This is why I ask for my steaks medium well. I don’t want my dinner fighting back.


20 posted on 05/08/2019 9:43:00 AM PDT by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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