[Robwin]

It appears the spell did not work. No word on whether this fellow got a refund.

[21twelve]

Remind me - does Iran have nukes yet? (Shudder.)

[Telepathic Intruder]

The main problem with this plan, if he’d thought about it, is how to turn the money invisible. It wouldn’t look good if a pile of cash was apparently floating out of the bank on its own.

[NorseViking]

Florida, your move! :)

[onedoug]

Seems taken right out of the idiotic quran.

[Zack Attack]

Which goes to prove an old saying:

Always...Always background check your wizards before using their spells!

[Califreak]

The mystery man got nervous and he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin’ his box won’t do
With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo
He said you might not believe this, little fella
But it’ll cure your asthma too

[Gamecock]

Nobody beats me, because I'm the Wiz! I'm the Wiz!"

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

How are they sure that the wizard is a fake and just not very good at it?

[AndyTheBear]

The source is called “Factual Facts”...so it must be true.

[EasySt]

Wrong defense.

Shouldn’t he be telling that court he was only trying to rob infidels?

[Vermont Lt]

And they say drugs are not prevalent in Persia.

[beaversmom]

Xfiles...Invisible Man/Genie episode

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x61t0lf

[Peter W. Kessler]

The wizard could be named as an accessory.

A bad accessory, but an accessory none the less.

[alexander_busek]

Drizzle, drazzle, drizzle, drone.

Time for this one to come home!

Regards,

[bgill]

I understand now what a big trick was played on me

And there it is, he's the victim in this crime.

[super7man]

paid five million rials (just under £290) to a wizard imposter

Not very smart. He should have known that the guy was an imposter. No real wizard will make you invisible for a mere $500.

[super7man]

Official Thread Hijack

Just for fun.

Would you rather be invisible or able to fly?

[mumblypeg]

So that’s why I’m not rich.
I’m in the wrong business.

[RegulatorCountry]

‘I made a mistake. I understand now what a big trick was played on me.’

The mistake was robbing a bank. The rest was just being gullible, superstitious and stupid.

He still seems a little vague on the concept, as if it would have been perfectly fine had he actually been invisible.

[Billthedrill]

“It was all a silly mistake,” said the Wizard. “I thought he wanted a spell to make him look nuttier than squirrel poop.”