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A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible
Factual Facts ^
| 04/30/2019
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Posted on 05/01/2019 1:33:23 AM PDT by Robwin
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It appears the spell did not work. No word on whether this fellow got a refund.
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posted on
05/01/2019 1:33:23 AM PDT
by
Robwin
To: Robwin
Remind me - does Iran have nukes yet? (Shudder.)
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posted on
05/01/2019 1:41:02 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: Robwin
The main problem with this plan, if he’d thought about it, is how to turn the money invisible. It wouldn’t look good if a pile of cash was apparently floating out of the bank on its own.
To: Robwin
To: Telepathic Intruder
The main problem with this plan, if he’d thought about it, is how to turn the money invisible. It wouldn’t look good if a pile of cash was apparently floating out of the bank on its own.You are right. I figure the fake sorcerer must have seen him coming. 😁🤣😆
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posted on
05/01/2019 1:51:54 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(What, exactly, was the "only evil continually," that was going on in the days of Noah?)
To: Robwin
Seems taken right out of the idiotic quran.
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posted on
05/01/2019 1:54:37 AM PDT
by
onedoug
To: Telepathic Intruder
Exactly, used wrong spell.
An invisibility cloak would have covered not only himself, but the money too.
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posted on
05/01/2019 2:02:13 AM PDT
by
C210N
(You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
He does have that special "look" about him.....
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posted on
05/01/2019 2:14:19 AM PDT
by
Sa-teef
To: Robwin
Which goes to prove an old saying:
Always...Always background check your wizards before using their spells!
To: Zack Attack
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posted on
05/01/2019 2:47:46 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
To: Robwin
The mystery man got nervous and he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin’ his box won’t do
With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo
He said you might not believe this, little fella
But it’ll cure your asthma too
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posted on
05/01/2019 3:04:26 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(If Obama had been treated like Trump the US would have been burnt down before Inauguration Day)
To: Califreak
But I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that
Cosmik Debris?
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posted on
05/01/2019 3:19:33 AM PDT
by
csvset
(illegitimi non carborundum)
To: Robwin; Uversabound; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; ...
Nobody beats me, because I'm the Wiz! I'm the Wiz!"
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posted on
05/01/2019 3:26:19 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
To: Sa-teef
I bought some magic beans from that dude.
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posted on
05/01/2019 3:29:43 AM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
To: right way right
To: Telepathic Intruder
Yes, this clearly wasn’t very well thought out
To: Robwin
How are they sure that the wizard is a fake and just not very good at it?
To: Robwin
The source is called “Factual Facts”...so it must be true.
To: Robwin
Wrong defense.
Shouldn’t he be telling that court he was only trying to rob infidels?
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posted on
05/01/2019 3:56:16 AM PDT
by
EasySt
(Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see #KAG)
To: Sa-teef
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posted on
05/01/2019 4:16:54 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
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