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A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible
Factual Facts ^ | 04/30/2019 | not provided

Posted on 05/01/2019 1:33:23 AM PDT by Robwin

Never trust strangers. That is something most of us were taught by our parents or guardians at an early stage of our life, especially if the stranger says he is a sorcerer who can turn you invisible whilst you rob a bank!

Unfortunately, for one man in Iran, he made the mistake of trusting a fake sorcerer who convinced him that he was invisible and could rob a bank safely. The man explained to the court that he had paid five million rials (just under £290) to a wizard imposter, who in return gave him a set of spells to tie to his arm. The fake sorcerer explained to him that the spells would make him invisible, and that he could then rob banks all he wanted.

The man’s ill-fated attempt to rob the bank started to go wrong after he entered the bank and started randomly snatching money from the hands of customers, before they decided to act quickly and overpower the thief.

The man told the court, ‘I made a mistake. I understand now what a big trick was played on me.’

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: crime; spells; wizard
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It appears the spell did not work. No word on whether this fellow got a refund.
1 posted on 05/01/2019 1:33:23 AM PDT by Robwin
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To: Robwin

Remind me - does Iran have nukes yet? (Shudder.)


2 posted on 05/01/2019 1:41:02 AM PDT by 21twelve (!)
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To: Robwin

The main problem with this plan, if he’d thought about it, is how to turn the money invisible. It wouldn’t look good if a pile of cash was apparently floating out of the bank on its own.


3 posted on 05/01/2019 1:43:07 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Robwin

Florida, your move! :)


4 posted on 05/01/2019 1:45:21 AM PDT by NorseViking
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To: Telepathic Intruder
The main problem with this plan, if he’d thought about it, is how to turn the money invisible. It wouldn’t look good if a pile of cash was apparently floating out of the bank on its own.

You are right. I figure the fake sorcerer must have seen him coming. 😁🤣😆

5 posted on 05/01/2019 1:51:54 AM PDT by Mark17 (What, exactly, was the "only evil continually," that was going on in the days of Noah?)
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To: Robwin

Seems taken right out of the idiotic quran.


6 posted on 05/01/2019 1:54:37 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Exactly, used wrong spell.

An invisibility cloak would have covered not only himself, but the money too.


7 posted on 05/01/2019 2:02:13 AM PDT by C210N (You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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He does have that special "look" about him.....

8 posted on 05/01/2019 2:14:19 AM PDT by Sa-teef
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To: Robwin

Which goes to prove an old saying:

Always...Always background check your wizards before using their spells!


9 posted on 05/01/2019 2:46:12 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: Zack Attack

10 posted on 05/01/2019 2:47:46 AM PDT by Daffynition (Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
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To: Robwin

The mystery man got nervous and he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin’ his box won’t do
With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo
He said you might not believe this, little fella
But it’ll cure your asthma too


11 posted on 05/01/2019 3:04:26 AM PDT by Califreak (If Obama had been treated like Trump the US would have been burnt down before Inauguration Day)
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But I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
12 posted on 05/01/2019 3:19:33 AM PDT by csvset (illegitimi non carborundum)
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To: Robwin; Uversabound; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; ...
Nobody beats me, because I'm the Wiz! I'm the Wiz!"


13 posted on 05/01/2019 3:26:19 AM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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To: Sa-teef

I bought some magic beans from that dude.


14 posted on 05/01/2019 3:29:43 AM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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To: right way right

Was his name Mickey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV5mmi7BBMY


15 posted on 05/01/2019 3:36:36 AM PDT by firebrand
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Yes, this clearly wasn’t very well thought out


16 posted on 05/01/2019 3:39:44 AM PDT by bigdaddy45
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To: Robwin

How are they sure that the wizard is a fake and just not very good at it?


17 posted on 05/01/2019 3:42:42 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Robwin

The source is called “Factual Facts”...so it must be true.


18 posted on 05/01/2019 3:47:03 AM PDT by AndyTheBear
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To: Robwin

Wrong defense.

Shouldn’t he be telling that court he was only trying to rob infidels?


19 posted on 05/01/2019 3:56:16 AM PDT by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see #KAG)
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To: Sa-teef

20 posted on 05/01/2019 4:16:54 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
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