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NASA and FEMA Will Simulate an Impending Asteroid Strike Next Week
Gizmodo ^ | 04/26/2019 | Ryan F. Mandelbaum

Posted on 04/26/2019 7:37:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin

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1 posted on 04/26/2019 7:37:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: SunkenCiv

“We’re from the government and we’re here to help you be catastrophic.”


2 posted on 04/26/2019 7:38:42 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Why don’t they simulate and even more devastating strike? Democraps winning the WH and both houses?


3 posted on 04/26/2019 7:39:08 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary walks free, equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: BenLurkin
Africa would be a good impact zone.

Mecca would be optimum...they already have a space rock there.

4 posted on 04/26/2019 7:44:02 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: BenLurkin
In the spirit of lawlessness that will follow such a strike (according to speculative fiction) I am going to go tear all the "do not tear" tags off my new pillows.

It is going to be wild!

5 posted on 04/26/2019 7:45:10 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
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To: BenLurkin
Splooosh! ☄🌊
6 posted on 04/26/2019 7:47:37 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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7 posted on 04/26/2019 7:48:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; dfwgator

[I am going to go tear all the “do not tear” tags off my new pillows]

I’m with the Mattress Police.

There are no tags on these mattresses.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to take you downtown.


8 posted on 04/26/2019 7:50:16 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: BenLurkin
"NASA and FEMA Will Simulate an Impending Asteroid Strike Next Week"

Kick michael moore out of a plane?
9 posted on 04/26/2019 7:53:52 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: BenLurkin
NASA and FEMA Will Simulate an Impending Asteroid Strike Next Week


10 posted on 04/26/2019 7:53:53 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (America NEEDS Mob Rule, another European and Mid East World War and a universal Draft)
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To: BenLurkin

I am also going to put whipped cream in my coffee and I am not going to shake before using.


11 posted on 04/26/2019 7:53:59 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
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To: null and void

Ping


12 posted on 04/26/2019 7:55:17 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: SaveFerris
:Sprays whipped cream on SaveFerris:

You'll never take me alive copper!

13 posted on 04/26/2019 7:55:30 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
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14 posted on 04/26/2019 7:56:20 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I’ll Run ,,,With Scissors!


15 posted on 04/26/2019 7:58:09 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; null and void

We’re coming after you for those mattress tags!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiBh0iAnqSc

Be prepared for our crack helicopter team to land from above!!

Hut-hut-hut-hut-hut-hut-hut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOvm_RMlkok

And turn off The Girl from Impanema! Get out of that elevator!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PYKOo_jgJo


16 posted on 04/26/2019 8:05:29 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: BenLurkin

So, what will the government’s advice be?
Bend over and kiss your asses good-bye.


17 posted on 04/26/2019 8:05:50 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: clearcarbon

[ Kick michael moore out of a plane? ]

No, that’e the earthquake test for the following week.

In that test, Michael Moore fights Oprah fights Jerrod Nadler for the last crab leg at Golden Corral. It’s a 3-way cage match.

It’s expected to generate a 9.5.


18 posted on 04/26/2019 8:08:43 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: sparklite2; dfwgator

Don’t park your Jaguar sedan next to the ocean.

And try not to just survive with Leelee Sobieski.

She thought 9/11/2001 was no big deal.


19 posted on 04/26/2019 8:10:00 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: sparklite2

Only liberals have enough practice in to actually assume that position.


20 posted on 04/26/2019 8:10:44 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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