[a fool in paradise]

Hit someone with it and a lawyer will locate you and reconnect you with your boomerang in court.

[tired&retired]

Write a lie on it. They always come back.... to haunt you.

[Eddie01]

thanks for the laugh

shared with my son

Happy Easter!

[Zathras]

I had a really good one.
Nearly flew it into a car window.
The good ones fly much further than you expect.

[yarddog]

I had a Wham-O boomerang which really did work. It was made of soft plastic and had 3 prongs. It did take some practice tho.

[tinyowl]

Well now what I would do is stage a fake counter intel setup to make it look like a campaign was working with a subversive foreign government, partially to hide my own subversions, and partially as an insurance policy against that other campaign winnin', even though 'course it could never win.

Now see that's called takin' out two birds with one Acme® boomerang cuz see now you want to put dynamite on that boomerang too so's it goes bang just when you wants.

[Bonemaker]

Cute!😁

[Right Wing Assault]

If he would go on youtube and learn how to throw it correctly, he wouldn't need a dog.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Unfortunately this won’t work for me, my daughter has a Cat.
(There wouldn’t be much difference in the response between the two!)

[MrEdd]

Charlie Drake had a song that covers this.
Used to be on radio when I was a kid.

[Always A Marine]

INSTRUCTIONS
How to get the boomerang to return to you:
1. Throw it at President Trump.

[BenLurkin]

Good dog!

[broken_arrow1]

It’s harder than it looks.