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Jesus is Not the Joker (Mary Magdalene movie review)
National Review ^ | April 20, 2019 | Kyle Smith

Posted on 04/20/2019 4:55:45 PM PDT by EveningStar

Mary Magdalene suffers from a miscast Joaquin Phoenix, drab visuals, and a muddled message.

Actors love to think they can play anything, but the job of any half-decent filmmaker is to tell them when they’re not right for a part. If the Rock wants to play Kurt Cobain, try to talk him out of it. Adam Sandler as King Lear is not a great match. And then there’s Joaquin Phoenix. He’s playing Jesus Christ in the new film Mary Magdalene.

In certain situations, Phoenix is a capable actor. I believe he would excel as a meth head, or as a self-hating DMV clerk (possibly with a meth problem). He may make a superb Joker. But Joaquin Phoenix as the Prince of Peace? Here’s a fact the makers of Mary Magdalene seem unaware of: Jesus Christ attracted people to himself. He caused them to love him, listen to him, want to follow wherever he led. One glance at Joaquin Phoenix being morose and anguished and weirdly sinister and the people of Judea would not have said, “Tell us more, teacher.” They would have dialed IX–I–I.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Religion; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: christ; cinema; film; jesus; jesuschrist; joaquinphoenix; kylesmith; marymagdalene; movies; nationalreview
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1 posted on 04/20/2019 4:55:45 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Borges; DollyCali; Perdogg

ping


2 posted on 04/20/2019 4:56:28 PM PDT by EveningStar (I am a Non-Cultist Trump Supporter.)
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To: EveningStar

He was raised in the Children of God sex cult. There was a tactic used called ‘hooking for Jesus’. Rose McGowan also was brought up in it.


3 posted on 04/20/2019 4:58:38 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: EveningStar

Evidently the screenwriter(s) were ignorant of the fact that Mary Magdalene was only one of many female followers of Christ.


4 posted on 04/20/2019 5:11:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: EveningStar
"They would have dialed IX–I–I"

OK that one made me LOL

5 posted on 04/20/2019 5:24:10 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
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To: EveningStar

Well written piece.


6 posted on 04/20/2019 5:32:06 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn (Chuck Schumer--giving pond scum everywhere a bad name.)
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To: EveningStar

Jeffrey Hunter and Max von Sydow were also miscast. Jim Caviezel came close. But the perfect Jesus was in Ben Hur. The one with Charlton Heston. Ben Hur’s Jesus was the only way he could be portrayed. With mystery and leaving the audience to picture Him as they saw Him. Movie genius.


7 posted on 04/20/2019 5:48:19 PM PDT by Spok
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To: EveningStar

Casting is 90% of making a good movie.


8 posted on 04/20/2019 5:55:07 PM PDT by karnage
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To: Spok
But the perfect Jesus was in Ben Hur

..totally agree--always thought so too...

9 posted on 04/20/2019 5:55:56 PM PDT by WalterSkinner ( In Memory of My Father--WWII Vet and Patriot 1926-2007)
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To: EveningStar
One glance at Joaquin Phoenix being morose and anguished and weirdly sinister ...

ROTFL!! Yeah... gotta say, he was creepy even as a child. Remember Parenthood?

10 posted on 04/20/2019 6:09:19 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady ( Political correctness forbids discussing any negative outcomes of Left-wing ideology. -PMcL)
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To: EveningStar

Films about Jesus the Christ are generally done by people who spend their lives not following Jesus the Christ.


11 posted on 04/20/2019 6:23:59 PM PDT by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
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To: WalterSkinner; Spok

Agreed. It is the only portrayal I can tolerate.

I read the book, as well as saw the movie many times.

It deserved its 11 (as I recall) Oscars. I own the score on CD, and the film on DVD.


12 posted on 04/20/2019 6:27:51 PM PDT by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
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To: YogicCowboy; WalterSkinner; Spok

Agree with you all. Most epic Epic ever made. I love Ten Commandments, but BH is much less campy and much better. Still don’t understand why Haya Harareet did not get an Oscar. I thought she carried the movie. She was also absolutely not guilty.


13 posted on 04/20/2019 6:44:38 PM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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To: BenLurkin

Praying At Church - The Big Bang Theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIODUxjBfZ0

Penny needs the talk that Mary Magdalene got about love thy neighbor too much.


14 posted on 04/20/2019 6:48:16 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: YogicCowboy

I have always thought The Gospel of John (2003) was quite special and moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47OkuvT5JFo


15 posted on 04/20/2019 11:05:53 PM PDT by Sheapdog (Chew the meat, spit out the bones - FUBO - Come and get me)
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To: YogicCowboy

I have always thought The Gospel of John (2003) was quite special and moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47OkuvT5JFo


16 posted on 04/20/2019 11:05:59 PM PDT by Sheapdog (Chew the meat, spit out the bones - FUBO - Come and get me)
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To: YogicCowboy

I have always thought The Gospel of John (2003) was quite special and moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47OkuvT5JFo


17 posted on 04/20/2019 11:06:08 PM PDT by Sheapdog (Chew the meat, spit out the bones - FUBO - Come and get me)
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To: EveningStar
Just watched the trailer, which focussed more on Mary Magdalene (as a SJW) than Jesus. Meh.

Regards,

18 posted on 04/20/2019 11:28:20 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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