Posted on 04/20/2019 10:12:46 AM PDT by EveningStar
The Philadelphia 76ers just learned that a high-pressure situation like the NBA Playoffs can cause the body to do weird things, like dropping stink bombs on the bench.
Midway through the fourth quarter of Thursday night's game between the 76ers and the Brooklyn Nets, TNT's camera cut to the bench for a glimpse of Philadelphia star Joel Embiid, who was out with a knee injury. But instead of finding Embiid and teammates deep in thought, the camera found a group of players reeling from what was probably one hell of a bad fart.
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You’re lucky you didn’t lose your trousers. One time in my old fraternity days (my old fraternity stories are always hilarious and obscene, gross, or both) I told a couple of our pledges about similar experiments that were conducted while I was an Explorer Scout. Naturally the young gentlemen, consumed by purely scientific curiosity, immediately went up to the dorm to perform The Experiment. In short, they proved the truth of the theory and the donor lost his under pants.
Oh, you kids! Always thinking the world began with you. Those sayings are as old as the hills and twice as dusty, just like THAT saying is. ;)
I used to have a neighborhood Bible study, and one day, as we were all sitting around the tab!e, my old beagle, who had been lying at my feet, decided to contribute to the atmosphere, in his usual way. I immediately got up and shooed him away, apologizing to the other ladies. I did NOT want one of them, or myself to be blamed for the act, so I thought it only fair that I put the blame squarely on the actual culprit.
Of course, had we been a group of men, we probably would have fought each other in an effort to get the credit for it.
I bet you were no fun at summer camp. ;)
Of course, had we been a group of men, we probably would have fought each other in an effort to get the credit for it.
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ROTFLMAO!! This whole thread proves it!
Here, pull my finger
Great
Roflmao great
Thanks
Old Ben sure knew how to compose a putdown!
didnt say it bedgan with us, just we used it then- it was a groovy saying- far out man- you know, off the rails
At church Sunday mornin during a prayer we were passing our senior rings and a friend dropped one,,,, ping ping ping ...
He reached to grab the ring and stop the gold ring echo
and let loose with a fart they heard at another church a block away , stunk so bad they were hurling at Luby’s 5 miles away
Church let out 30 minutes early cause they could not stop the giggling and outright laughter
TRUE STORY
we be bein bad
Fortunately, Bob Costas has been reassigned to late night fart coverage, so NBC will have all the details ...
I still use the same aphorisms I used in my youth. Of course, most millennials and genXers look askance, but I couldn’t care less, and wouldn’t be caught dead using their isms.
Yeah, I always tune to the NBA to see what classless louts are doing.
The internet has spared many shoppers this experience.
16 seconds? Inconceivable!
Happens to the best of us!
DANG!
+1
When you loose your gall bladder you can’t trust the farts. Serious as a heart attack......Funny as hell but you learn to not rely on old assumptions. Messed myself more than once..
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