At church Sunday mornin during a prayer we were passing our senior rings and a friend dropped one,,,, ping ping ping ...
He reached to grab the ring and stop the gold ring echo
and let loose with a fart they heard at another church a block away , stunk so bad they were hurling at Luby’s 5 miles away
Church let out 30 minutes early cause they could not stop the giggling and outright laughter
TRUE STORY
we be bein bad
I discovered the truth of the amplification of flatulent sound by means of corner loading such acoustical energy on a wooden church pew where corner, back and seat meet. Normally a single source sound has an amplification factor of 1 when suspended in air, 2 if reinforced from the horizontal, 4 if reinforced from horizontal and vertical surfaces and 8 if sourced from two sides and a horizontal position as in on a floor and in a corner.
I tried to hold back but it ripped with such force that the guy’s ears in front of me reddened and tittering started from the girl in back of me. I turned around at the giggling young lady and her beau and did the only honorable thing ...I pointed at my wife who blushed and slapped me on the arm. That brought out howls of laughter from the couple and the guy’s ears in front of me reddened still. The pastor paused and turned towards our general direction with a slightly stern look and we immediately composed ourselves and he went on with the sermon.