Here, pull my finger
At church Sunday mornin during a prayer we were passing our senior rings and a friend dropped one,,,, ping ping ping ...
He reached to grab the ring and stop the gold ring echo
and let loose with a fart they heard at another church a block away , stunk so bad they were hurling at Luby’s 5 miles away
Church let out 30 minutes early cause they could not stop the giggling and outright laughter
TRUE STORY