[BenLurkin]

Too many taxes

Too many laws

[2banana]

Cherry pie rules....

Just saying.

[chajin]

Sweet Cherry Pie

[Fiji Hill]

Like little Jack Horner sitting in his corner
Eating his cherry pie.
Only I didn't put in a thumb and pull out a plumb,
So I guess I'm not as great as he was.

[jz638]

Democrat attack line for 2020: “Orange man bad. Orange man ruin pie!”

[proxy_user]

If you want to make and sell a cherry pie with only one cherry in it, that’s your affair. If your customers only buy one and never come back, we’ll all have a good laugh!

[Larry Lucido]

Can cherry pie lose its cherry?

Can olive oil lose its virginity?

[SisterK]

Let the market decide. We will vote with our dollars.

[Fungi]

Really? The amount of cherries in cherry pie is important? For what reason? To claim less regulations that should not have been there in the first place? Nonsense! So has the Legal Services Corporation been abolished yet? NPR, foundation for the humanities? Enough nonsense. When the federal alphabet agencies are reduced in half, when baseline budgeting is repealed, and the deficit is reduced to zero or a negative, then it will be important. Until then, stfu and stop the crap.

[Reno89519]

Never enough cherries!!!

[Viking2002]

My palate shall decide, and not the government, thank you. (Actually, we are thinking about planting a dwarf cherry tree........)

[fidelis]

Skip & Flip - Cherry Pie

[Gamecock]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

...cherry pies say they must be 25% cherries by weight with no more than 15% of the cherries being blemished.

I've slept very soundly these past six decades knowing I wasn't eating too many blemished cherries. I fear my insomnia is going to take hold again with the Evil Trump deep-sixing these vital regs.

[OrangeHoof]

I worked at a 7-11 on my way through college and a young lad plopped a Hostess fruit pie on the counter and said “What does it say about our society when a company can write ‘Made With Real Fruit’ on the label as if that is a unique selling feature?”

Good point.

[jimtorr]

....the standard for frozen cherry pies .....the standard for French dressing.....The rules for frozen cherry pies say they must be 25% cherries by weight....

Does this mean that French Dressing must contain a certain amount of French....what? French dresses? French people?

[BulletBobCo]

[vette6387]

“It’s not always clear why some food terms have standards and others don’t.”

Follow the money!

[erkelly]

Cottage cheese? How do you count the curds in cottage cheese. Is there a standard size for large curds versus small curds?

[Karl Spooner]

I bet this is one of the prime motivators in the deal.

"artificial sweeteners are not suitable ingredients of frozen cherry pie."

FDA cherry pie regulations.