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Star Wars Mark Hamill “Luke Skywalker Didn’t Die A Virgin”
ScreenRant.com ^ | April 17, 2019 | Christopher Fiduccia

Posted on 04/17/2019 1:59:19 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer

[Mark] Hamill can't officially confirm or deny whether Luke died a virgin, it does bring the expanded Star Wars universe into question. Star Wars Legends of course introduced Luke's wife named Mara Jade, who is a fan favorite character from the Star Wars novels. Together they had one child named Ben Skywalker, although neither Mara Jade nor their son have been introduced in the movies thus far and Star Wars Legends was removed from canon following Disney's purchase of Lucasfilm. After the title reveal of Episode IX and the fact that J.J. Abrams recently said there is more to learn about Rey's parentage, the truth behind Luke's virginity may actually be revealed in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker...

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To: Tijeras_Slim

good one!


41 posted on 04/17/2019 4:20:44 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

One of the really dumb things was Jabba. He has Leia but for what?

He is a giant slug. He could barely move. His arms are so tiny and far apart that he could not hold her. What could he even do to her? Maybe eat her alive, that is about it and he would have to have someone else feed her to him.


42 posted on 04/17/2019 4:34:28 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: marajade
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43 posted on 04/17/2019 4:39:16 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: yarddog

I think Jabba was a metaphor for Harvey Weinstein.


44 posted on 04/17/2019 4:39:40 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: rellimpank

Pretty sure I saw the second installment in the series. I have no desire to see the others.


45 posted on 04/17/2019 4:42:18 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Or maybe Wadler, I mean Nadler.


46 posted on 04/17/2019 4:42:50 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: yarddog

I think that for Jaba the hut lea in slave in chains had to do with embarrassing his enemies and showing he had power. you are right other then eating her like he did that frog thing there is no reason for lea to be a slaver plaything. of course he could be an Hutt with a Fetish who is considered to be a deviant by other Hutt’s


47 posted on 04/17/2019 4:43:54 PM PDT by PCPOET7
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To: PCPOET7

Jabba had Oola the twilek as a slave.


48 posted on 04/17/2019 4:51:02 PM PDT by marajade (Skywalker)
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

There was a woman in Empire Strikes Back who had one line. Maybe she and Luke dated on Hoth.


49 posted on 04/17/2019 4:59:56 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: marajade

Is that what got dropped through the floor for the Rancor to devour?


50 posted on 04/17/2019 5:13:30 PM PDT by M1903A1 ("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy...and call it progress")
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

Ain’t no young man as fine as Luke stayed.virginal. Don’t think he was when he joined the Rebellion either. To say otherwise insults the character,IMO.


51 posted on 04/17/2019 5:19:27 PM PDT by ClearBlueSky (ISLAM is the problem. ISLAM is the enemy of civilization.)
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To: Shadow44

The storyline is predictable like old retred tires.


52 posted on 04/17/2019 5:30:06 PM PDT by dhs12345
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

R2D2?


53 posted on 04/17/2019 5:43:06 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (Opportunities multiply as they are seized.)
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

But all the girls said he was packing a “lite saber”


54 posted on 04/17/2019 6:05:58 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Tophat9000)
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To: M1903A1

Yes, that was Oola.


55 posted on 04/17/2019 7:52:20 PM PDT by marajade (Skywalker)
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To: yarddog

luke and jabba?

ah, that explains Jar Jar Binks.

He is their son!


56 posted on 04/17/2019 8:15:47 PM PDT by Pikachu_Dad ("the media are selling you a line of soap)
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

Here he goes bragging about that weekend in Vegas with Chewbacca again.

...wait, does sex with a wookie count, or is that just bestiality?


57 posted on 04/17/2019 8:26:26 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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To: marajade

and used her as food for his beast in the pit that Luke killed


58 posted on 04/17/2019 9:07:40 PM PDT by PCPOET7
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