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Star Wars Mark Hamill “Luke Skywalker Didn’t Die A Virgin”
ScreenRant.com ^
| April 17, 2019
| Christopher Fiduccia
Posted on 04/17/2019 1:59:19 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: yarddog
I will probably watch the last one because my girls want to see it, and I’m curious to see how they butcher it up.
To: Shadow44
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
The only remember 3 females in the original movies.
2 were related to him.
Sooooooooooooooo I’m hoping he got with someone else.
To: dhs12345
I hope so. I rather not have it be continued to be degraded for decades with Disney churning out garbage for profit.
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:55:42 PM PDT
by
Shadow44
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
The series died of abuse. And chronic irrelevance.
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posted on
04/17/2019 3:01:42 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
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posted on
04/17/2019 3:07:16 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Reily
I don't know
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posted on
04/17/2019 3:09:28 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(AOC is the Democrat prophecy come true : "A bartender will lead them".)
To: dfwgator
The Rise of Skywalker... "It's twue...it's twue..."
To: Shadow44
A nameless extra in Mos Eisley is a better character than Rey.
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posted on
04/17/2019 3:14:49 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: gundog
—although it’s difficult to joke with anyone who wonders if an imaginary character has had sex-—
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posted on
04/17/2019 3:19:29 PM PDT
by
rellimpank
(--don't believe anything the media or government says about firearms or explosives--)
Perhaps he didn’t die a virgin, but he definitely died a eunuch
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posted on
04/17/2019 3:27:55 PM PDT
by
dsrtsage
(For Leftists, World History starts every day at breakfast)
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
A not insignificant percentage of the Starwars fans debating this point will die virgins.
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
Come on Mark. You’ll not convince me there wasn’t a little incest going on there at some point and Luke did get Leia’d...
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posted on
04/17/2019 3:52:59 PM PDT
by
LeoTDB69
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
I think Luke did it with Jabba!
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posted on
04/17/2019 4:03:58 PM PDT
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: bobby.223
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posted on
04/17/2019 4:06:40 PM PDT
by
Proud_texan
(McCarthy was right)
To: Proud_texan
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
Maybe I’m Rey’s mother. Wouldn’t that be a hoot!
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posted on
04/17/2019 4:10:14 PM PDT
by
marajade
(Skywalker)
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
Speaking of Carrie Fisher. Ms. Fisher said she was 17 when she had sex with both David Bowie and Freddy Mercury.
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posted on
04/17/2019 4:11:52 PM PDT
by
marajade
(Skywalker)
To: BipolarBob
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
I guess this reveals why C3PO walks so stiffly...
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posted on
04/17/2019 4:14:54 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Trump is Making the Media Grate Again)
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