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'Believe All Women' Movement Publishes Extensive List Of Exceptions
Babylon Bee ^
| October 17th, 2018
Posted on 04/02/2019 12:08:07 PM PDT by Gamecock
U.S.After facing mounting criticism over apparent hypocrisy within its ranks, the movement using the hashtag #BelieveAllWomen has come out with an extensive list of exceptions to its directive to always believe all women no matter what.
While Americans from both sides of the aisle largely agree that women's stories shouldn't be dismissed out of hand, the far left's insistence that everyone always believe all women has gotten some pushback. This list of exceptions is designed to clarify the left's position, according to spokespeople.
Included in the list are the following:
-Bill Clinton's accusers
-Joe Biden's accusers
-Potiphar's wife
-Delilah
-Conservative women
-Women who accuse Democratic candidates
-Sarah Sanders
-Any woman the left suddenly decides they don't like anymore
-Nikki Haley
-Dana Loesch
-Women the Democrats no longer have a political need to exploit
-Melania Trump
-Cersei Baratheon
-Any woman who argues for pro-life causes
The full list goes on for another 8,000 pages, explaining exactly which women the left doesn't believe while still proclaiming that everyone should "believe all women."
"This new list lets us be consistent with our rallying cry," said Hillary Clinton. "We can now simultaneously say that we believe all women, while conveniently ignoring or silencing women whose stories conflict with our narrative."
The list is available online in a 587 MB PDF download, or a hard copy of the binders full of women can be purchased from Hillary Clinton's official site.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: believeallwomen; lyinglimolibs; metoo; timesup
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04/02/2019 12:08:08 PM PDT
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Gamecock
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/02/2019 12:09:32 PM PDT
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samtheman
(To steal an election, who do you collude with? Russians in Russia or Mexicans in California?)
To: Gamecock
-Joe Biden’s accusers
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Woops! Got one wrong.
-Joe Biden’s accusers are off the list.
-Joe Biden’s accusers have never been on the list.
(As in, Oceania is at war with Eurasia. They have always been at war with Eurasia.)
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posted on
04/02/2019 12:11:22 PM PDT
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samtheman
(To steal an election, who do you collude with? Russians in Russia or Mexicans in California?)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/02/2019 12:12:43 PM PDT
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Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
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04/02/2019 12:13:18 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
- Dems cared about sexual politics a few months ago. Now they want Fairfax's accuser to shut up
- How Democrats Protected a Democrat Who Beat and Murdered His Wife [Judge Lance Mason of Ohio]
- Federal judge orders female genital mutilation charges dropped in Detroit
- Why Eastern Michigan University Canceled the Vagina Monologues
- Dem pollster: Women are less likely to support abortion rights than men
- CBS/Refinery29 Poll Reveals Women Reject Abortion, Feminism, the Media
- How Democrats Suppressed the #MeToo Movement in the Party [4/29/2018]
Virtue signaling convinces the left of its own unimpeachable morals. When push comes to shove, it rejects guilt for any of its wrongdoing and attributes such allegations to conspiracy theories.
- #MeToo CA Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia Accused of Sexual Harassment [2018]
- The Anti-Women Democratic Party [2018]
- Here's Why the Democrats and their Media Propaganda Complex Are Panicked [2018]
- Schneiderman Victims Warned Not to Speak Out for Good of Dem Party [5/08/2018]
- U.S. Rep. Keith Ellison's ex-girlfriend posts medical record alleging abuse [09/20/2018]
- Ellison accuser: Dems 'smeared, threatened, isolated' me [09/23/2018]
- Keith Ellison Accuser, Karen Monahan, Says Democratic Party Doesnt Believe Her(!?) [09/17/2018]
Peter Daou, a Democratic strategist and former advisor to Hillary Clinton and John Kerry, tweeted on Monday that Ford will be "attacked, smeared, and demonized" and that people must "BELIEVE WOMEN."
- Where is Bill Clinton's #MeToo reckoning?
- Hillary Clinton protected '08 campaign adviser accused of sexual harassment
- Hillary Clinton Chose to Shield a Top Adviser Accused of Harassment in 2008
- Let's see if the Left will punish Bernie Sanders for his '72 rape essay
- Barack Obama Official Twitter Account Follows Crude Sexist Anti-Sarah Palin Account
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04/02/2019 12:14:16 PM PDT
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SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: Gamecock
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04/02/2019 1:00:12 PM PDT
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Obadiah
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/02/2019 1:27:58 PM PDT
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Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/02/2019 1:54:38 PM PDT
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GOPJ
(Did the Southern Poverty Law Center assist with organizing "Charlottesville"?)
To: Gamecock
One is that you should always believe women whose best friends can back up her story.
You should never believe a woman who has numerous videos showing her abuser doing the same to other women and even young girls.
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04/02/2019 4:49:58 PM PDT
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Right Wing Assault
(Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hlwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
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