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1 posted on 04/01/2019 3:32:17 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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DANG!


2 posted on 04/01/2019 3:33:55 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Modern feminism: ALL MEN BAD!!!)
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Can’t read the story unless I pay them a buck.......


3 posted on 04/01/2019 3:34:39 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (ui)
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It won’t let me see the article unless I turn off my ad-blocker.

What was the punch-line?


4 posted on 04/01/2019 3:35:37 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 ("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
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How ‘bout telling those of us who can’t access WaPo what the source of these Garfield phones is.


5 posted on 04/01/2019 3:37:36 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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Click bait teaser.


7 posted on 04/01/2019 3:39:53 AM PDT by tflabo (Prince of Peace, Lion of Righteousness)
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Garfield, in ANY sense, is pollution, a blight on society.


9 posted on 04/01/2019 3:43:25 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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Bottomline:

Garfield phones kept washing up in France. People figured there was a shipping container in the ocean slowly releasing a cache of Garfield phones.
Then, they found the shipping container that had been slowly releasing a cache of Garfield phones.
But it was pretty much empty.
And it was in a cave affected by tides, not exactly in the ocean.

Pretty anti-climactic.


10 posted on 04/01/2019 3:43:58 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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Sea Catfish were producing them, but just couldn’t find a suitable distribution method?


17 posted on 04/01/2019 4:13:43 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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We still track a million or so yellow rubber ducks that pepper the oceans, from a lost container, 1992. They are helpful in tracking global sea surface currents.

If you find one on a beach, you can report it. There are sites still actively tracking.


25 posted on 04/01/2019 4:23:05 AM PDT by mmercier0921 (carefree highway)
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leaving environmentalists to fear Garfield’s plastic toxicity would continue to pollute the ocean indefinitely.

Plastics are toxic? Thank goodness they don't make baby teething toys out of it.

35 posted on 04/01/2019 5:16:38 AM PDT by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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Won’t let me read the article.

Where did they come from?.............


37 posted on 04/01/2019 6:15:55 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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