[JBW1949]

Guys, I’m 70 and have a prosthetic leg, BUT.....You can always find an “equalizer” laying around, you know...Hehehe...

[dp0622]

I have read many of your posts.

I’d rather take on a 20 something snowflake!

Good news is 2 of my nephews are built like gorillas and love to screw around with liberals when they protest :)

Time of the young ones to take up the fight!

We’ll be in glass cases that say “In Case of Emergency..!!!” :)

[elcid1970]

I’m 70 and yesterday a 500 mile drive through the Blue Ridge nearly sent me to the ER ‘cause I wasn’t taking my diuretics. Two hours after getting home I was fine but peeing like a race horse.

Some things you just can’t do anymore, like flying ten hours a day in a helicopter in Vietnam without a break.

This is one the best threads ever on FR!

[Oshkalaboomboom]

I walk with a cane. No actual need for it but the cane is one of the few remaining weapons you can take anywhere in the world, even on an airplane. Mine has a handle that came off of a hiker's walking stick, a tip you can buy at any hardware store or pharmacy and the body is 3/8" steel, spray painted black, like they used to use to run wires through or in fencing. It can break bones without even scratching the paint and it gives you the added advantage of an opponent's being more relaxed because it's just some guy with a cane who must be hobbled. I'm more worried about stray dogs than feral humans but it works just as well on either. If you want something sturdy but lighter you can always use good copper tubing and if you want a fancy professional look you can buy an aluminum fighting cane