I have read many of your posts.
I’d rather take on a 20 something snowflake!
Good news is 2 of my nephews are built like gorillas and love to screw around with liberals when they protest :)
Time of the young ones to take up the fight!
We’ll be in glass cases that say “In Case of Emergency..!!!” :)
There you go!!!!! I like that...LOL
If they ever try to break the glass on me, I hope they know how to catch 00 buckshot, delivered by Mr. Remington 870.
As far as being out of shape my advise is to buy a farm (20 to 40 acres), put down the brew and fire up the chain saw.
Whiskey is for after dark.
(or Scotch as is my preference)
I’m 60 and I’ll be there kicking asses and taking names...I ride 4 miles a day on my bicycle...on the weekend, 10 miles...