Justice For Juicy!
Reminds me of a few years back on Oahu, some guy’s dog went missing near a golf course. In searching, they found a couple Filipino groundskeepers that had barbecued the pooch.
Yeah, pretty much. Do that in Arizona or New Mexico to someone’s cow and see what happens to you.
Now hear this:
Save yourself a LOT of money, effort, worry and hassle. Go down to Safeway today with your digital coupon and score pork chops for 49 cents/pound.
That is all.
be kind to me.
Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, “Fred, how’d that pig get him a wooden leg?”
“Well, Michael, that’s a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a runnin’, went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!”
“And the boar tore up his leg?”
“No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig started squealin’ like he was stuck, woke us up, and ‘fore we got out here, the darn thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved ‘em all!”
“So that’s when he hurt his leg, huh, Fred?”
“No, Michael. He was a might winded, though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out ‘fore I drownded. Sure did save my life.”
“And that was when he hurt his leg?”
“Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too.”
“OK, Fred. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?”
“Well”, the farmer tells him, “A pig like that, you don’t want to eat all at once!”
He's a savage because he butchered a neighbor's pet,
after promising a police officer that he'd watch the pet,
and when the owner confronted him, he continued cutting up her pet,
and then he said, "You have no right to be on this property."
The guy is cold. Watch him closely. Never trust him.
A dead pet pig in Arcata is big news.
3-4 days of headlines.
I think the guy who killed the pig might be a scumbag, but then our justice system tends to protect scumbags.
If the guy had a hunting license and owns the property, he was well within his rights to kill the pig. The California Department of Fish and Wildlife website states that a person should “immediately” kill pigs one finds on one’s property. The property owner or his agent is not required to determine who owns the pig or if it is a wild pig. The reason for that is domestic pigs will become wild pigs if loosed.
The property owner was also within his rights to tell the former owner of the pig to get off his property.
While I would not likely have killed the pig were it my property based on the fact that the pig did not appear to be a danger, I would have penned it.
Now that the police are looking for a crime to charge, were I the property owner, I would swear out a trespassing complaint against the pigs former owner after I retained legal counsel to claim I had no way of knowing if the pig was wild or tame, that the pig was rooting on my property destroying parts of that property, and that I considered the pig to be a danger to me, my property, and my pets. Finally, I would file a lawsuit against the woman who wantonly allowed her pig to run wild and to destroy my property. Yes, I know some people will claim that doing so will make me a target of others in the neighborhood. My response to that claim is that people in the neighborhood have already chosen side.
What we have here it typical Californication. A woman fails to control her pet and she blames someone else for her failure. I feel sorry for the pig but not for the person who claims it was a pet.
Because Bacon.
There’s that.
Yes, you finding it ‘sorta amusing,’ is wrong.
I hope to High Heaven you never, ever, ever have a pet lost in your area and it’s handed over ‘for safekeeping’ to someone who in turn slaughters the animal.
Don’t forget, there are folks who would GLADLY slaughter a family dog, goat, horse, rabbit if they could put it in the freezer or sell it for profit.
Lurkina.n.Learnin, you might have been trolling or just trying to look really ‘uptown,’ and you made good your effort on both counts.
Yuck.
And Merciful Maude, Lurkin.n.Learnin,
Don’t forget in this world there are folks who do not hesitate to kill/cannibalize ALBINO humans.
Evil. Evil. Humor.
Texas has all the _feral_ pigs you could possibly want. The season is open on them year-round.
Neighbor jumped the gun, IMHO. He had to know it belonged to somebody. He should have gotten a reward for his trouble.
But her owners were responsible for her and she got away from them. Something like that that you’d better prey you find it before hungry animals/neighbors claim it for themselves and offer a suitable reward for its recovery.
Bacon
People can talk about “pet” pigs all they want...
Back when I was in HS we had a ton of coal delivered. My job was to go out and shovel the coal into a shute that dumped it in the basement.
So I went out on the porch, got the shovel and headed around the corner of he house UNTIL...
I saw very close to me a boar that had escaped from the neighbors place.
Now it might have been someones pet - all 350 lbs of it and rooting fangs it had, but I decided to go back into the house and tell my dad about it.
Kinda quick like.
He went out and spent less time with it than I did! Called the owner and he brought a BIG truck to capture the beast!
Now that person could be facing charges.
Naming a pig bestows on it a sacred status, causing humans to cry over its death.
Undesired babies are not given a name, so no one cries when they’re aborted.
So, a story with a happy ending.