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Harry Reid was hurt so badly by this exercise band that he was forced to retire from politics.

I was thinking that I should start a “Go Fund Me” so as to send Pelosi, Schumer, hell most Dems and plenty of Never Trumping Rinos an exerise band!

1 posted on 03/29/2019 8:21:16 AM PDT by Dogbert41
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The Boy that beat him up should be 16 or 17 by now, I hope he shows up to testify


2 posted on 03/29/2019 8:26:30 AM PDT by eyeamok
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I read somewhere that Reid has Terminal Pancreatic cancer. Can anyone verify that?


3 posted on 03/29/2019 8:26:50 AM PDT by Old Retired Army Guy
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Hey Harry. John McCain is looking for someone to share his new one room apartment. You interested?


4 posted on 03/29/2019 8:28:20 AM PDT by LeonardFMason
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Harry Reid is a liar.

Should be easy as can be to prove it in court and win the case for the defendant.


6 posted on 03/29/2019 8:32:17 AM PDT by BBB333 (The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
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He’s unrecognizable now


9 posted on 03/29/2019 8:36:05 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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10 posted on 03/29/2019 8:36:05 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Reid, now 79, sued the makers of a resistance exercise band after an incident that blinded him in his right eye more than four years ago.

It was Hairy's fault for buying the one with the brother's fist attachment.

11 posted on 03/29/2019 8:36:19 AM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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Harry Reid and the Magic Exercise Band

I think they opened for Strawberry Alarm Clock in San Francisco back in '68.


16 posted on 03/29/2019 8:47:35 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Reid told the Las Vegas Review-Journal in an interview last month that he was still blind in his right eye. When asked whether he was prepared to testify during the trial, Reid responded, “Whatever.”

What kind of answer is that? Is he 14? Does he care? Is he interested in the outcome? Sheesh!

18 posted on 03/29/2019 8:50:13 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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Are they playing at the House of Blues any time soon? 🎸🎤🎼👹
21 posted on 03/29/2019 8:51:16 AM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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When your political skills fall short of the expectations that Nancy Pelosi sets, you have accidents.


23 posted on 03/29/2019 8:55:57 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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A BAND? How 'bout WTP su apply the drumsticks?
26 posted on 03/29/2019 9:06:43 AM PDT by V K Lee ("VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS IS JUDGMENT FOR THE WICKED")
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Dirty Harry will figure out a way to posthumously sue his coffin maker.


27 posted on 03/29/2019 9:26:58 AM PDT by Saltmeat
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Old Woodeye Harry.


28 posted on 03/29/2019 9:28:10 AM PDT by carmen2017
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It sounds like someone beat the everliving crap out of ole Harry to me.
29 posted on 03/29/2019 10:21:38 AM PDT by Malichi (!)
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Your Honor, I contend that Acme Manufacturing should have known that I was a doofus and therefore the jumbo rubber ducky that I was floating on when the asteroid hit my pool was defective and caused the multiple injuries and the erectile dysfunction that I have suffered ever since.

Harry Reid vs. Acme Manufacturer, 1982

Harry has pulled this trick before.


30 posted on 03/29/2019 10:23:49 AM PDT by centurion316
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