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1 posted on 03/21/2019 12:24:24 PM PDT by WWG1WWA
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“Yes, officer, it is my gun. But I didn’t think it was loaded.”


2 posted on 03/21/2019 12:27:35 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ( "It's always a party when you're eating the seed corn.")
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Someone needs to strangle this turd.


3 posted on 03/21/2019 12:29:10 PM PDT by dljordan
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Hell, let's go all out and lower the age limit on THAT too. And impose fines.

The money from boys 14 to 18 would pay for the entire state budget for decades to come.

4 posted on 03/21/2019 12:30:18 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain ("Socialism is a war crime against one's own people." -- tinyowl on 03/11/2019)
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The ability of Democrats to compare ANYTHING ELSE to actual LIFE, never ceases to amaze me. How is a post birth abortion considered ‘Reproductive Health’?? IMHO, women should feel honored that giving birth is done only by WOMEN. Leftist women degrade all women with their absurd equivalencies.


5 posted on 03/21/2019 12:35:59 PM PDT by originalbuckeye ('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act'- George Orwell.y)
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It’s a dumb attempt to make rights for unborn babies look absurd.

It doesn’t work, no be if the analogies are apt.


7 posted on 03/21/2019 12:37:10 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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Yes, because spilling my genetic material is the same as killing a human being, with it’s own unique genome, during early stage development.

Why not make cutting hair or clipping nails illegal?


10 posted on 03/21/2019 12:46:29 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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I Guess that makes GA a no go zone for Bill Clinton.


11 posted on 03/21/2019 12:47:58 PM PDT by cnsmom
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Men at the door....Knock, knock. Homeowner guy: “Who is it”? Men at the door: “It’s the Squirt Police sir, it is time for us to collect your monthly totals chart”. Homeowner guy: “Well buzz (heh-heh) off coppers!”


12 posted on 03/21/2019 12:58:42 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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So 16 year olds can vote in the liberal world, but don’t have to report releasing sperm. My my.


13 posted on 03/21/2019 1:01:55 PM PDT by Baynative ("A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore)
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Look at the headline quickly and you see “Two Men Must Report Testicle Discharge.”

Ew...no thanks.


14 posted on 03/21/2019 1:05:12 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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Sexist biotch.


16 posted on 03/21/2019 1:08:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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Does sperm have a heartbeat?


17 posted on 03/21/2019 1:09:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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I’m wondering why she specifically included 55 year old males and left the rest out of it.


19 posted on 03/21/2019 1:11:29 PM PDT by WWG1WWA (Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
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“Dar’Shun Kendrick “

So if a gay man has sex in a public park, he has to report to the police?


20 posted on 03/21/2019 1:11:35 PM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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“Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles.”

And then send it to her? Maybe instead of a Bone Collector she collects sperm.


22 posted on 03/21/2019 1:17:04 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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Can semen ever have its own heartbeat? Can it ever develop into a separate and distinct living human being?

Apples and oranges. Stupid tw@.


23 posted on 03/21/2019 1:19:17 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat gets prosecuted. ))))
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911 , What’s your emergency? No emergency, I am just calling to report I discharged into State Rep Dar’shan

Thank you sir, I will add you to the list.


25 posted on 03/21/2019 1:25:02 PM PDT by lonerepubinma
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As long as I can still plead the 5th after I pull that trigger.


26 posted on 03/21/2019 1:29:25 PM PDT by oldenuff35
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I would like to know if this fool has done ANYTHING of substance for taxpayers while in Congress. I would bet not.


31 posted on 03/21/2019 1:51:48 PM PDT by simpson96
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it’s not a laughing matter—but neither is the government telling me when I must have a child

No government tells you when you must have a child. But if you're having a child, please don't kill it. That doesn't seem too hard to understand.

32 posted on 03/21/2019 1:56:04 PM PDT by marron
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