Posted on 03/21/2019 12:24:24 PM PDT by WWG1WWA
Only if he is 55. I guess the rest can have a free for all in the park.
“Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles.”
And then send it to her? Maybe instead of a Bone Collector she collects sperm.
Can semen ever have its own heartbeat? Can it ever develop into a separate and distinct living human being?
Apples and oranges. Stupid tw@.
Do I have to report? Anyway I just did.
911 , What’s your emergency? No emergency, I am just calling to report I discharged into State Rep Dar’shan
Thank you sir, I will add you to the list.
As long as I can still plead the 5th after I pull that trigger.
One of the comments @ the link suggested that men should mail a vial directly to her office. Sounds like a plan to me. LOL
Perfect! LOL
I’m wondering why she specifically included 55 year old males and left the rest out of it.
“Why not make cutting hair or clipping nails illegal?”
I would like to know if this fool has done ANYTHING of substance for taxpayers while in Congress. I would bet not.
No government tells you when you must have a child. But if you're having a child, please don't kill it. That doesn't seem too hard to understand.
Would be hilarious if local sheriffs suddenly got flooded with calls reporting this.
“Some of the swimmers have escaped”
Stacey Abrams, who lost in 2018, decried HB 481, dubbing it the “forced pregnancy bill.”
Only if your sperm has a heartbeat.
So no more “Stretching the Limo”?
Just askin
I’m in the target demo, but I’m shutting up, lest I get banned for life. Way too many good jokes to be had here. *chuckle*
“Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles.”
What happens if he “captures” the sperm, rather than releases it?
H-m_m-m. Well, there’s approximately 4.8 million males in Georgia. The median age is 36.7. Let’s guesstimate that 25% are 55 or older. Of that 25%,let’s further guess that 75% are still potent.
That works out to 900,000 elegible males. Nothing was said about men who had vasectomies, but since no sperm would be released let’s assume that they are exempt. I have no idea what the vasectomy rate is on men over 55 so lets just say 10 %. That still leaves 810,000 males. I’m well past retirement age but can still manage 3 times in 24 hours. I would suggest that each self-respecting man should report no less than three times a day as a matter of pride.So where does that leave us? That gives us 2,430,000 reports a day or 886,950,000 instances a year. Since telephone calling is specified we can further assume no money was included for online reporting infrastructure. The implied cost to the sheriff’s office will be astranomical. I believe it is against Georgia law to levy additional work on law enforcement agencies without funding it. Get ready for the sperm tax.
I live in Alabama about 4/10th’s of mile from the Georgia border. (I apologize in advance to the forum, skip the visual it really ain’t worth it) but what if I were to stroll up the border and straddle it and say nothing actually falls onto the Georgia side but I surely give Alabama a dose of what fer. Also, one side of me will be on EST and the other side Central Time. There is a whole hour there for me to be somewhere else. I guess it depends, does Georgia propose to fine me or reward me for my efforts? Sorry Bama. I don’t know that I really need to solve my curiosity in these matters. It’s more of a just in case thing or maybe I’m just asking for a FRiend.
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