“Any male 55 years of age or older shall immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency when such male releases sperm from his testicles.”
What happens if he “captures” the sperm, rather than releases it?
H-m_m-m. Well, there’s approximately 4.8 million males in Georgia. The median age is 36.7. Let’s guesstimate that 25% are 55 or older. Of that 25%,let’s further guess that 75% are still potent.
That works out to 900,000 elegible males. Nothing was said about men who had vasectomies, but since no sperm would be released let’s assume that they are exempt. I have no idea what the vasectomy rate is on men over 55 so lets just say 10 %. That still leaves 810,000 males. I’m well past retirement age but can still manage 3 times in 24 hours. I would suggest that each self-respecting man should report no less than three times a day as a matter of pride.So where does that leave us? That gives us 2,430,000 reports a day or 886,950,000 instances a year. Since telephone calling is specified we can further assume no money was included for online reporting infrastructure. The implied cost to the sheriff’s office will be astranomical. I believe it is against Georgia law to levy additional work on law enforcement agencies without funding it. Get ready for the sperm tax.