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Police Searching For Woman Who Allegedly Smeared Her Feces On 500 Feet Of Carpet
CBS Local Pittsburgh ^ | March 19, 2019

Posted on 03/20/2019 10:51:09 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

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To: grey_whiskers

LOL


61 posted on 03/20/2019 2:27:36 PM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: Disambiguator; Huskrrrr
Your post needs a soundtrack!

Uh-oh.

You DO know who the co-star for that show was, don't you?

RULES!


62 posted on 03/20/2019 2:31:16 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“She is described as 6 feet tall with gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket, and a pink purse.”

That’s a man, Baby! You don’t mix a blue jacket with a pink purse. Seriously! ;)


63 posted on 03/20/2019 3:06:47 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin ( "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?")
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To: Tired of Taxes

“You really find out how disgusting people can be when you work in a store.”

18+ years in Retail, Baby; I’ve seen it all!

(And wish I could forget 99.999% of it! Yeesh!)


64 posted on 03/20/2019 3:08:16 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin ( "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?")
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To: grey_whiskers

Right!


65 posted on 03/20/2019 3:22:41 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: MeganC; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; Yaelle
Might work for a rival cult. Where The Sun Don't Shine Carpet Cleaners?


66 posted on 03/20/2019 3:26:10 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: unlearner

If someone naps this kid, they better bring some large diapers.


67 posted on 03/20/2019 3:33:44 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Disambiguator

That was actually a great theme song.

I still have Rockford Files as my fav.


68 posted on 03/20/2019 3:40:34 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris

Wow like an AMX Javelin @ 55.

The Rockford Files theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg1Cx26-928&t=21s


69 posted on 03/20/2019 3:43:18 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris

Yes, it’s very funkadelic!


70 posted on 03/20/2019 4:01:14 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

A sea captain on an old sailing ship was famous for bravery.

One day, a pirate ship is spotted on the horizon. “Get me my red shirt!” says the Captain.

They bring it, he dons it, and when the pirates try to board he fights furiously. The remaining pirates flee. The men are impressed.

Next day, three pirate ships. “Get me my red shirt!”. A repeat of the same but greater magnitude.

That night they ask, “What’s up w/the shirt? Just a lucky one?”

“No”, he says, “I wear red so that if I am wounded, the men won’t notice so won’t be deterred in their own fighting.”

Now the men think he’s the bravest thing that ever lived.

Next day - TWELVE pirates ships on the horizon.

“Get me my brown shorts!”


71 posted on 03/20/2019 4:58:00 PM PDT by fruser1
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I’ll bet you have seen everything! I worked in retail for a much shorter time, and I wish I could forget what some customers did, too. :-(


72 posted on 03/20/2019 5:26:25 PM PDT by Tired of Taxes (Keep fighting, Nick!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I’m sure they have security footage of this person.

Where is it?


73 posted on 03/20/2019 5:34:48 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: bigbob

You don’t really want to see that do doo you?


74 posted on 03/20/2019 5:38:37 PM PDT by dforest (Just shut up Obama. Maybe everyone should just shut up!)
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To: albie

I had a vision of her dragging her butt
on the carpet for 500 feet. Like a dog
with worms. She should be ordered to move
to San Francisco.


75 posted on 03/20/2019 6:27:44 PM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: unlearner

Can’t they get DNA out of the leavings?


76 posted on 03/20/2019 7:35:54 PM PDT by oldasrocks (Heavily Medicated for your Protection.)
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To: oldasrocks

“Can’t they get DNA out of the leavings?”

They can. Will they? No.

The police are busy. They will direct their efforts to a combination of the easiest matters to resolve and the most urgent matters to address.

If a murder is involved, or a similar crime, such as kidnapping, counterfeiting, etc. the evidence gathered here might get used. But it would probably not even be used then to convict the criminal, just to identify and locate him, (her, it).

Other than that, justice will not be served unless it turns out to be low hanging fruit.


77 posted on 03/20/2019 7:45:22 PM PDT by unlearner (War is coming.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Six feet tall...?

Tranny.


78 posted on 03/20/2019 10:06:00 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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