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Police Searching For Woman Who Allegedly Smeared Her Feces On 500 Feet Of Carpet
CBS Local Pittsburgh ^
| March 19, 2019
Posted on 03/20/2019 10:51:09 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — Pennsylvania State Police say they are looking for a woman who defecated herself inside a store, and then spread it over 500 feet of carpet.
Lehigh Valley Live reports the incident happened Sunday at stores in Upper Milford Township – Lehigh County, which include the Zionsville Antique Mall and a pizzeria.
Troopers at that Fogelsville barracks say the woman defecated herself, then walked around the store, causing damage to about 500 feet of carpet.
She is described as 6 feet tall with gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket, and a pink purse.
State troopers say she then left in a red Honda Accord.
(Excerpt) Read more at pittsburgh.cbslocal.com ...
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: genderdysphoria; homosexualagenda; mall; pennsylvania; pittsburgh; qanon; thatsamanman; whoops
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I had a dog that did that on occasion. Named "Scooter".😂
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:15:35 AM PDT
by
rktman
( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The Trooper needs a Super Duper Pooper Scooper.
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:17:45 AM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
State troopers say she then left in a red Honda Accord
Look in Florida
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:18:41 AM PDT
by
Jolla
To: MeganC
She recently moved to Pittsburgh from . . . .
Florida
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:20:38 AM PDT
by
atc23
To: tired&retired
“Notice they don’t mention race?”
Just an administrative oversight, I’m sure.
To: WKUHilltopper
“Notice they don’t mention race?” Just an administrative oversight, I’m sure.
And no pictures. In today's society?
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:23:33 AM PDT
by
marktwain
(President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
To: atc23
“She recently moved to Pittsburgh from . . . .Florida”
No s**t?
(-:
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:24:28 AM PDT
by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
To: Slyfox
Ut oh, that looks like a gun. Shut down the website.
I crack me up.
5.56mm
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:24:28 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
To: PghBaldy
Please help me, I’m pooping
In love with you
Close the door to temptation
Don’t let me walk through the Zionsville Antique Mall...
(apologies to Don Robertson & Hal Blair)
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:26:22 AM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: M Kehoe
That is Nancy Pelosi’s district. She is against guns, but has no problem with feces.
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:27:10 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: marktwain
Surely that store had no video cameras.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“Police also noted that she had a peculiar odor...”
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:36:00 AM PDT
by
rockrr
( Everything is different now...)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
There are dogs that are very jealous of the stunt!
To: Rocky
If “she” is six feet tall... chances are pretty good “she” is “he”.
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:38:59 AM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(Nobody is coming to save the day)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
What a crappy thing to do.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:41:17 AM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Jeremiah 1:5 - "Before I formed thee ... I knew thee.")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
defecated herself...
When I first read that, the image I got was someone squeezing themselves out their back end.
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:44:54 AM PDT
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
My wife, who works at Target, told me that someone urinated and defecated on a pile of new clothes in one of the fitting room stalls. These people need psychiatric institutionalization.
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:47:07 AM PDT
by
jonrick46
(Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I have a dog that tried to do that once...
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:47:58 AM PDT
by
gogeo
(Liberal politics and mental instability; coincidence, correlation, or causation?)
To: PGR88
A s#it-ton!
And are we talking continuous here, or 500 ft. from first drop to last? No pics?
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:56:20 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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