Posted on 03/19/2019 8:05:32 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"
She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
"No, I won't."
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
That’s the one! Thank you for the link. That was hilarious. Nothing like it on the tube anymore.
And it reminded me, the answer to the age old question “Ginger or Maryann” is Ellie Mae.
Any chance you grew up in Brooklyn? There were kids who did that at Dyker Beach Golf Club.
I take offense at that joke. I have spent two hours looking for a G spot. And if my wife ever finds out she will kill me.
OWWWWwwwwww!
A golf course: the waste of a perfectly good rifle range.
Badabing!
GOLF - Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.
LOL
Golf - a pleasant walk in the park.
Hey Rummyfan...I just now saw your joke about the husband and wife...That’s a good one...I’ll have to remember that one...Thanks...
Bob and Fred were best of friends and retirees. the only time Bob was happy was just before, during , and after playing golf.
One afternoon Bob was hanging around the house and annoying his wife. Finally in frustration his wife say Bob just go call Freed and play some golf. This cheered Bob up immediately and he left the house to play golf with Fred.
Many hours later, late into the evening, Bob comes home, being his normal grumpy self. His wife asks where have you been? Didn’t you play golf with Fred?
Bob answers, yes we played golf, but Fred dropped dead of a heart attack on the 3rd tee. The wife responds Oh my that is terrible. Bob says it sure was! For the rest of the day it was hit the ball and drag Fred, hit the ball and drag Fred.
My pleasure....
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