Posted on 03/18/2019 6:48:36 PM PDT by EdnaMode
A few weeks ago, we were shocked to hear that a man survived for five days by eating nothing but Taco Bell hot sauce packets (resulting in his getting Taco Bell free for a year). This started us on the path to thinking that Taco Bell hot sauce was magical. And now, in light of another hot-sauce life-saving measure, we think we may be on to something.
In—happy Monday, everyone—Florida, a man was sitting down at a Taco Bell in Winter Haven when he decided to get up from his seat to procure more hot sauce. Mere seconds later, an elderly man crashed through the front of that Taco Bell with his car, hitting the table where the hot-sauce-retrieving customer had sat just moments before.
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Hot sauce comes between customer and car in Taco Bell crash, police say https://on.wtsp.com/2F9Ixjm
WTSP in Tampa reports: “Police said a customer who was in the restaurant where the car crashed into the building had just left that area to get hot sauce.” The driver of the SUV was a 77-year-old man who thought the vehicle was in reverse, when he hit the accelerator and was in drive instead.
Although the building has significant damage, police say that no one was hurt, and we all know who (or what) to thank for that, don’t we?
ROFL!!!
I wonder what it feels like to know you were a hot sauce packet away from dying.
Hillary carries some in her purse just in case...……..
Maybe the hot sauce could save AOC from stupid
If I ever take up sky diving I will be sure to stuff my pockets with packets of hot sauce....
NOTHING at Taco Bell can rightly be called “hot sauce”.
LOL. Good idea. :D
I've been on a NOLS course in the late seventies. We went four days without food backpacking across 45 miles of rugged Wyoming terrain - by design to teach us. Food is the least of concerns in short-term survival situations.
Is that why she ain’t no ways tahrd?
Only if she stuffs enough packets in her mouth to stop talking for a couple of weeks.
When I go to Hawaii the first thing I do is hit a Taco Bell and fill up my purse with Fire Sauce. It’s hard to find real salsa there. And I eat it on everything.
You must house some really tough receptors in your mouth.
Carry on, good sir.
She’s full re-tahrd...
LOL
This guy is full of crap, saying he 'survived' on Taco Bell sauce.
So he got his name and Taco Bell in the news.
That ain’t hot sauce. Way to mild. My wife canned some with Reapers and it ate through the jar lids. Now that is HOT
"Taco Bell hot sauce is free, so, like, we could feed the world with it."
So...let me get this straight.
Hot sauce can save a life.
The lack of hot sauce can save a life.
Conclusion???
Wow, this is amazing. This is pretty much the best thing I’ve ever heard or known about Taco Bell. Thanks for sharing!
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