1 posted on
03/18/2019 10:15:54 AM PDT by
NRx
To: NRx
For the connoisseur of off color wit or the double entendre... this post is a target rich environment.
2 posted on
03/18/2019 10:17:17 AM PDT by
NRx
(A man of honor passes his father's civilization to his son without surrendering it to strangers.)
To: NRx
3 posted on
03/18/2019 10:22:10 AM PDT by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: NRx
“I must go down to the seas again
To the lonely sea and the sky
And all I ask is a tall ship
And a toilet that works.”
Naw. Just not the same.
5 posted on
03/18/2019 10:30:55 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: NRx
6 posted on
03/18/2019 10:32:23 AM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(Ruth Bader Ginsburg doctor is a taxidermist.)
To: NRx
The 88mm Flak Gun
The FW190
The Tiger Tank
The V-2
The High Pressure Flush Toilet
Damn Nazi terror weapons.
7 posted on
03/18/2019 10:34:49 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: NRx
“Captain! We are out of torpedoes and shells for the gun! The British destroyer is going to ram us! What should we do?”
“Fire the Turd-Tosser!”
Boom!
Splat splat splat
“Good lord, Smithington! I believe they are shooting turds at us!”
“That’s not very cricket is it, Captain.”
“All hands on deck, on the port side! Bring us in close to him and have the chaps pee on him!”
9 posted on
03/18/2019 10:46:52 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: NRx
The 88mm Flak Gun
The FW190
The Tiger Tank
The V-2
The High Pressure Flush Toilet
Damn Nazi terror weapons.
10 posted on
03/18/2019 10:47:05 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: NRx
Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t get ahead.
15 posted on
03/18/2019 11:04:21 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: NRx
20 posted on
03/18/2019 1:05:51 PM PDT by
camle
(keep and open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: NRx
Worked on a 38-foot albacore boat one summer in the 60s. Was told the head was a luxury since most boats that size didn’t have one. Those poor souls had to hang their butts over the side with one hand with the toilet paper and the other clinging to the boat.
Our head was in a tiny closet, barely enough room to close the door—knees on the bulkhead. The toilet was constantly ‘flushing’ direct into the sea. When we hit a hard enough ‘bump’ the douche feature kicked in.
Ahh, the memories...
21 posted on
03/18/2019 4:35:38 PM PDT by
hanamizu
To: NRx; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ...
If they'd have located it on the poop deck, it would have worked out.
22 posted on
03/18/2019 10:11:35 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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