“Captain! We are out of torpedoes and shells for the gun! The British destroyer is going to ram us! What should we do?”
“Fire the Turd-Tosser!”
Boom!
Splat splat splat
“Good lord, Smithington! I believe they are shooting turds at us!”
“That’s not very cricket is it, Captain.”
“All hands on deck, on the port side! Bring us in close to him and have the chaps pee on him!”
LOL good one. But “Das Boot” is still in my Top 100 movies.