Posted on 03/16/2019 6:53:23 PM PDT by DeathBeforeDishonor1
I’m white. I’m male. I’m heterosexual. I’m Christian. I’m conservative. I’m a Trump supporter. Which means I’m also grateful… Grateful Captain Marvel star Brie Larson only requested that I not review her movie when I know she’d prefer to request my murder. So, as a compromise, this review is late, a week late, but Captain Marvel still sucked. It doesn’t Ghostbusters-remake suck. Rather, it sucks like Doctor Strange and that second Thor movie. It just kind of lies there in a purple puddle of uninspired but busy CGI; artless and simple.
If Brie’s worried about this white, heterosexual male objectifying her, she needn’t. Her eyes are too close together, she has the jawline of the Lone Ranger, no ass, and fat toes. She is also a charisma-free zone. Sterile. Bland. No pop. No ha-cha-cha. None. Zippo. My loins would stir watching Gal Gadot kill my dog. Watching Brie Larson do anything is like watching your snooty sister gossip on the phone.
The story is duller than dull, duller than Brie, another godawful origin tale, this one about an American fighter pilot who has no idea she’s an American fighter pilot, but instead thinks she’s part of some alien race in an alien war. After about 20 minutes, she crash lands on Earth in the year 1995, but because everything in 1995 looks almost exactly like everything does today, there’s no nostalgia factor. Okay, the Internet’s slower and there are Blockbusters and Radio Shacks. … Oh, yeah, a real back-to-the-future nostalgia trip.
Captain Marvel aka Carol Danvers eventually teams up with Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson CGI’d to look 25 years younger), but they have absolutely no chemistry or warmth,....
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and seen the photos of her at a surprise visit to a NJ movie theatre? She looks fine with less makeup.
if those are her feet.... she bites her toenails
The destruction of our superheros by agenda driven douche bags
Hooves
I don’t think she’s bad looking. She looks like a recently divorced MILF you’d pick up in a bar for angry, revenge-sex, but just not in Gal Gidot’s class at all.
they are, and she prolly does...
Who would name their daughter after a smelly french cheese? :-)
Yep. That was Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2.
I married two. I’m single again. ;)
TV-wise, what would you call Game of Throne’s dragon mother?
Hero or horror?
I don’t know if that is from the uniform boots for the costume she was wearing, or just her everyday shoes, but whatever it is may require medical treatment fairly soon.
I can't afford the subscription channels, so I have only seen clips and stills from Game of Thrones.
If the dragon is the mother of the young platinum blond woman who walks around naked - I vote HERO!
If the dragon is the mother of the young platinum blond woman who walks around naked - I vote HERO!
That is very unexpected and very unsettling.
I am NOT going to inquire about the Dragon Fathers!
LOL
She mothers them ... but she’s not the mother... I really don’t know what she is, other than flame retardant...
heh, worn boots most of my life and never made my feet look like that even with years of not wearing socks
they could use a good washing also
So tell us how you really feel...
LOL
Loved this
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