Ohio man to drink only beer during Lent

WKRC ^ | March 11, 2019 | KATHRYN ROBINSON

[al_c]

That’s exactly why monks make great beer ... it was their sustenance during Lent.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

So Tom T. Hall changed his name, huh?

[dfwgator]

wasn’t born for diggin deep holes
I’m not made for pavin’ long roads
I ain’t cut out to climb high line poles
But I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

I’m not the type to work in a bank
I’m no good at slappin’ on things
Don’t have a knack for makin’ motors crank, no
But I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

So hand me one more
That’s what I’m here for
I’m built for having a ball
I love the nightlife
I love my Bud Light
I like ‘em cold and tall

I ain’t much for mowin’ thick grass
I’m too slow for workin’ too fast
I don’t do windows so honey don’t ask
But I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

A go getter maybe I’m not
I’m not known for doin’ a lot
But I do my best work when the weather’s hot
I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

So hand me one more
That’s what I’m here for
I’m built for having a ball
I love the nightlife
I love my Bud Light
I like ‘em cold and tall
I wasn’t born for diggin’ deep holes
I’m not made for pavin’ long roads
I ain’t cut out to climb high line poles
But I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer
O hand me one more boys...
That’s what I’m here for

[gunnyg]

Ew
I’ll drink to that!..........................

4 posted on 3/11/2019, 1:57:01 PM by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won’t be nice like the last one....................)
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Make mine an IPA!
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GyG!
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[Red Badger]

IPA’s are okay, once in a while, but not for 47 days straight 3 times a day!.........................

[Pilgrim's Progress]

The season of Lent means Catholics are fasting and giving up certain pleasures or vices.

[redshawk]

Great breakdown.
However this cannot apply to Kiwis or Aussies.
I’ve drank with them. I know.
When they say lets go on the piss. ..you’re gonna be drunk for days. Gonna take a week to recover. Don’t even mess those crazy kiwi’s.

[xhrist]

Its actually a thing...
and one could even loose weight and not be drunk all the time...

https://aleteia.org/2019/03/05/no-food-only-beer-fasting-like-a-17th-century-monk/

[FewsOrange]

There are different ways of counting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lent#Duration_and_traditions

[gunnyg]

Ya gotta keep in mind...beer has food value...but food has no beer value!
Never Fergit ta Laugh!
;)
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GyG!
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[castlebrew]

Another Breakfast of Champions:

Wheaties & Buckhorn.

No milk. Just Buckhorn.

[QBFimi]

>> There are different ways of counting

Yup, there sure are. However, the number “40” appears some 146 times in the testaments. Hint.

[MayflowerMadam]

“The season of Lent means Christians are fasting and giving up certain pleasures or vices.”

Who made up the Lent thing, anyhow? It’s not Scriptural. Why is it “a thing”?

[Scrambler Bob]

Remember that beer I Lent you last summer.

I need it back.

[QBFimi]

>> Who made up the Lent thing, anyhow?

Google up “the temptation of Christ’. That’s a start.

After 6,000 years of Judaism and 2,000 years of Christianity, lotsa “non original” stuff has become tradition. (I’m cool with that, BTW.)

p.s. - Have you ever been to the “Babylon Bee” website? I was recently reminded: “Pastor Foolishly Spent 3 Years in Seminary When He Could Have Been Educated on the Bible by an Internet Atheist for Free.” (-:

[Lowell1775]

Ohio PING

“Ohio man to drink only beer during Lent “

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[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Blatz and cold KFC...
That had been left out overnight.

[9YearLurker]

Stupid. All around.

[Songcraft]

Is he going to include some of the holy brands (like this one)?

       

[griswold3]

Heard he’s lost 13 pounds so far...