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Police: Couple Caught Having Sex In Resort Hot Tub, Then Escape In Police Car
cbs2la ^ | 03/08/2019

Posted on 03/08/2019 5:21:57 PM PST by BenLurkin

Erie County sheriff’s deputies responded to Kalahari after a lifeguard reported catching a man and woman having intercourse in a hot tub at the resort.

Deputies say at one point Mack and Coats tried to run from security guards.

Then while in the back of a police car, Mack also allegedly opened an unlocked door and took off running.

The Register says Mack is being charged with felony escape and misdemeanor persistent disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing. Coats is also being charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing.

(Excerpt) Read more at losangeles.cbslocal.com ...


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To: BenLurkin

At least they were a man and a woman.


21 posted on 03/08/2019 5:47:25 PM PST by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: BenLurkin

Guilty. Meth is a hell of a drug.


22 posted on 03/08/2019 5:47:29 PM PST by mad_as_he$$
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To: PCPOET7

“knowing what I no about hot tubs at hotels and sports clubs I will never go in one... they are never cleaned as often as they should be.”

Yeah, after 10:00pm its just a big vat of egg drop soup.


23 posted on 03/08/2019 5:49:50 PM PST by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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To: bk1000

They were tresspassig, not resort guest.


24 posted on 03/08/2019 5:51:41 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: BenLurkin

Laz would not hit that.


25 posted on 03/08/2019 5:54:18 PM PST by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: BenLurkin

Woody Tobias Jr. stars in Dr. Tongue’s “3D House of Meth Heads”


26 posted on 03/08/2019 5:55:16 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken)
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To: shanover; Lazamataz
Laz would not hit that.

Don't be so sure...….

27 posted on 03/08/2019 5:55:43 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: doorgunner69

This is why you never allow your children to go to a hotel pool by themselves.


28 posted on 03/08/2019 5:55:45 PM PST by cnsmom
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To: BenLurkin

Why is it always people who look like that who do stuff like that in public?


29 posted on 03/08/2019 6:04:49 PM PST by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: BenLurkin; GOPsterinMA; fieldmarshaldj; Impy; BillyBoy

Damn...

Now that’s what I call ROUGH sex... yikes....


30 posted on 03/08/2019 6:15:38 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: BenLurkin

they say there is someone for everyone

(Good night my someone)


31 posted on 03/08/2019 6:20:47 PM PST by SMGFan
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To: BenLurkin

“Book an adventure!”..........

“We know that other resorts have a Interact With A Dolphin Adventure, but we have something that really beats that!”


32 posted on 03/08/2019 6:22:11 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: dfwgator

That is a brilliant sketch!!!

“It’s James Brown’s Celebrity Hot Tub Party! And now, here he is! The godfather of soul, and hot tub man number one, James Brown!”

Sometimes it make me break out in a cold sweat!
One two three four!
Hot tub! Ha! Da!
Ah-full of water!
I say hot tub! Ha!
Day! Ba! Very, very hot... Very hot! Da!
Hot tub! Gonna get ya hot-a!
Gonna make ya sweat! Hey! Say!
Hot tub! Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!

Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!)
Will it make me sweat?
(Yeah!)
Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!)
Will it make me wet?
(Yeah!)
Well, well, well...
Hot tub! Ah!
Get in!
Gonna get in the water!
Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
Here I go in the hot tub!
HHHHIIIGGGHH!!

Too hot in the hot tub! Ma!
Burn myself!
Make it cooler!
Good God!
Gonna make me...
I’m gonna get in the hot tub.
I’m gonna get in the hot tub.
I’m gonna get in the hot tub.
Ha! Lilin! Lidilin! Eh!
A gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna make me sweat!
Gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna get me in the hot tub!
I can’t stand it!
Here I go! I can’t stand it!
Here I go in the hot tub!
Gonna get in the hot tub!
Gonna get it wet-ah!
Good God!
HHHIIIIGGHHH!! Ha!
Good God!
Rub a dub!
In the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!
Good God!
Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Gonna set me free!

Don’t go away! We’ll be right back with more Celebrity Hot Tub!


33 posted on 03/08/2019 6:44:20 PM PST by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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To: Hot Tabasco
any chance I'll change my mind?

EEEEEEEEEEW ..nope, nope, nadda,,nopey nope noper ugh no!

34 posted on 03/08/2019 6:49:34 PM PST by Ikeon ( You may be right, I may be crazy.)
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To: BenLurkin

Drop charges down to misdemeanors. Bill Clinton did much worse and got away with it. It was only sex.


35 posted on 03/08/2019 6:54:02 PM PST by HChampagne (Cruz supporter but I will support and vote for Trump.)
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To: BenLurkin

A little meth, a few beers, hot water with bubbles. Let’s get it on!


36 posted on 03/08/2019 6:57:16 PM PST by ssaftler (The opinions expressed here have not been peer reviewed, fact checked or focus group tested.)
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To: BenLurkin

I would run from the scene if I was caught having sex with her too. Probably deserved to be tased, pepper sprayed and beat with a Billy club!


37 posted on 03/08/2019 7:04:47 PM PST by VRWCarea51 (The Original 1998 Version)
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To: HChampagne

Pardon my ignorance but is this not a standard hot tub activity within the bounds of normalcy? Clueless in Wichita.


38 posted on 03/08/2019 7:05:38 PM PST by whistleduck (arpoon)
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To: BenLurkin

Fun date, pretty exciting. Assuming they also christened the squad car?


39 posted on 03/08/2019 7:06:22 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Rastus

That commercial cracks me up!


40 posted on 03/08/2019 7:09:29 PM PST by Redcitizen
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