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IRS Still Waiting For Liberals To Voluntarily Mail Their Refund Checks Back
Babylon Bee ^ | March 7, 2019 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/07/2019 10:52:40 AM PST by gattaca

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the nation’s tax refund checks begin making their way back to Americans, sources at the Internal Revenue Service confirmed Wednesday that IRS agents are still waiting for liberals who complain about any kind of tax cut to voluntarily mail their checks back to the federal government.

After gauging progressives’ disdain for paying lower taxes under the new GOP plan, the federal agency had assumed any refunds of over-payments to the federal government would be sent back to them at once by the country’s left-leaning taxpayers.

“Any second now,” one office assistant said as she checked the mail yet again to see if liberals’ checks had been returned yet. “We’ve been waiting and waiting for progressives to send their tax refunds back, since they complained so loudly about paying less taxes. But we haven’t seen any yet.”

“Surely they’ll show up soon,” she added.

At publishing time, the IRS had concluded that liberals were simply waiting for their even larger refund checks to come back next year, and donate it all back to the federal government in one large lump sum.


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1 posted on 03/07/2019 10:52:40 AM PST by gattaca
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To: gattaca

Satire, or semi-satire


2 posted on 03/07/2019 10:52:56 AM PST by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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Of course Libs can’t mail their checks back, it was done by direct deposit. The Libs don’t know how to write checks, they are college educated.


3 posted on 03/07/2019 10:56:15 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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+1000


4 posted on 03/07/2019 10:56:43 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: gattaca

Funny though... lol

Thanks. :)


5 posted on 03/07/2019 10:58:40 AM PST by Openurmind
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To: gattaca

LOL!!!


6 posted on 03/07/2019 11:22:11 AM PST by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: gattaca

I’m still waitin for their oft promised exodus to Canada, or better yet become isis brides and totally renounce their citizenship.


7 posted on 03/07/2019 11:29:42 AM PST by rawcatslyentist ("All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing")
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On Squawk Box this morning there was a Disney Heiress on as a guest advocating for a higher tax on billionaires - like her and others.

The conservative host, Joe, asked her point blank - there’s nothing stopping you from writing a check to the treasury, why don’t you?

She said, that’s just a ridiculous thing to say. When he fired back “Why?” she said, because my $100M check will be a drop in the bucket when it comes to healthcare, infrastructure, education, etc...

She fumbled for an answer.


8 posted on 03/07/2019 11:52:14 AM PST by TangledUpInBlue
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To: gattaca

I am still waiting for all those liberals to leave the country that promised to when Trump won.


9 posted on 03/07/2019 1:05:05 PM PST by Wildbill22 ( They have us surrounded again, the poor bastards- Gen Creighton William Abrams)
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